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"The Pimp and the Pauper"

[([In the mean streets of Wisconsin. The now infamous Z-Pimpin, formally known as Zach, controls the city through his exstensive network of prostitution rings and whore houses])]

*Zach is being driven through town in his custom purple limo. He has five girls hanging on him as he relaxes*

{Zach}: Yo, Jeeves. smile
{Jeeves}: Yes sir? stare
{Zach}: It's time to make my rounds. Take me to Linda. 3nodding
{Jeeves}: Corner of Washington and 24th street it is, sir. stare

*Jeeves drives the limo through town, finally stopping at Wasington and 24th*
*Zach gets out, looking around. He's dressed in a fine purple suit with a leopard print fring both on the coat and his purple pimp hat. No one is there except for a lowely hobo*

{Zach}: Hey. Hobo dude. Get up. mad

*Zach kicks the hobo until he wakes up. He yawns and gets up, scratching himself. He stumbles a bit, his drunkeness quite evident*

{Hobo}: Whaja' wan'? sad
{Zach}: Wait a second......CH....CH...CHADWICK?!?!?! eek
{Chadwick}: Huh? Who da hell ish Chadshwick? confused
{Zach}: It...it couldn't be...do you know who I am? surprised
{Chadwick}: Yeah, yous da pimpy who kicksh me...dontsh know your name dough. crying
{Zach}: Hmmm...Chadwick seems to have lost his memory...wha's that called again? confused
{Chadwick}: Amsneshma. smile
{Zach}: Yeah, that's right....wait...how the hell do you know that? surprised
{Chadwick}: That'sh eashy...I'msha Doctor Hobo! I have a medically degressh, ya know. 3nodding

*Suddenly, he collapses onto Zach and passes out. Zach looks around, then sighs*

{Zach}: Well, I guess I have no choice. I don't want to have a hobocide on my hands. Alright, scooch over ladies, I gots me a new apprentice. mrgreen

*Zach stuffs Chadwick into the limo and gets in hinself. They drive off towards the Z-Pimpin mansion*

TO BE CONTINUED....
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So how did y'all like it?
It took me quite awhile to think of the next part.
Leave it to Chadwick to help me out.
Until next time!