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Yesterday was my birthday. It was quite nice. Alli came over and everyone had a nice time.

'Allo everyvon! Dis is Inse! You are probably vondering vhy Inse iz talking eenstead of Cody. Vell, iz quite seemple.
BECAUSE INSE P'WNS ZE CODY!!
Cody iz a leetle puss in comparison to Inse!
HAHA! Feast upon zos apples, Cody-biatch!

*Cody backhands Inse*

Sorry about that everyone. Inse doesn't get out much.

IZ BECAUSE YOU NEVER LET INSE OUT!!
INSE IZ HIZ OWN PERSON YOU KNOW!! INSE CAN TINK FOR HEEMSELF!!
UND VAT KINDA CRAP IZ DIS?!?!
YOU GET PRESENTS?! VHY DOESN'T INSE GET PRESENTS?!

Because Inse is loud and annoying. And it was my birthday yesterday.

Such a crap reason. Inse tinks you're holding out on Inse!
INSE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!!!

If Inse doesn't shut up, Inse is going to get a b***h slap in the form of high explosives.

...........
Inse vill shut up now.
But Inse vill not like it.