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I WANT TO BE A DUMBASS WHEN I GROW UP biggrin

Plenty of people my age wonder what the hell they want to be when they grow up, I previously wanted to be an engineer and make badass robots and AI that so real you can even stick your d**k in it! That's right... the ******** 90's vision of robots that not only walk and talk, but ********... yeah it's a pretty sweet dream.

I recently watch one of my favorites, Army Of Darkness, a wicked 90's movie about a hardware store worker who doesn't give a ******** and does what he wants. He gets attacked by some ******** up darkness s**t, it takes his wife! almost got him but he sliced his hand off with a chainsaw and now has a ******** chainsaw hand! HOLY s**t CAN SOMEONE SAY ******** AWESOME!?!?!? So now he's in the Darkness world and is takin on the ******** Army Of Darkness... pretty sweet ya?

Well I s**t around enough and know that that is bad a**... a gun wielding chainsaw hand working American! So I have decided no job is cool enough for me now and that I need to cut off my hand, attach a chainsaw to it, and get sucked into a medieval portal of darkness and take on the whole ******** Primal world!

I haven't exactly figured out the dark portal part but I think I got the chainsaw hand down. Wait a sec... didn't that guy build holy s**t kinda stuff? HE MUSTA BEEN AN ENGINEER!!! ********!!!!!! Now what am I gonna do with this ******** chainsaw arm? OH YEAH!!! Write a blog about how I cut of my hand to replace it with a chainsaw! ******** Brilliant...