Well Hello!
Be this a Tuesday...... a good day for a journal update wink .... also Wow servers are down do to regular maintenance updates
So I decided to experiment to wife aggravation levels on Sunday night..... O_O NOT RECOMMENDED!
My punishment was banishment to the couch
Thanks to said banishment I now have a annoying back pain Also not recommended!
So to add further this pain I decided to do Kitty Litter!!!!!! ALSO NOT RECOMMENED!
After neglecting said kitty litter for 1 week you can now imagine a sandbox of kitty clumper.... INTO 1 whole CLUMP! that's the ENTIRE box!
So I sit here now with the mother of all back pains... This is worse then being in a lineup in Wal-Mart with a mother and her kid "little brat son-of-a-b***h" screaming about how he doesn’t get his way and screaming at the top of his lungs.
With the last example there is a Beautiful release..... Round house the Kid! Chuck Norris Style and introduce the Mom with your patented Dragon Upper cut!..... You spend a couple of days in jail but that brat will never reach those cords again and mom has learned her lesson in parenting, but your now a prison b***h but said pain is gone XD
With this Back pain you should be so lucky .... I've never been in a situation where an a** pounding was presented....... Unless I dare hit that Wife Aggro button again..... (Oh god I hope she doesn't get to that level)
But I can't believe that an a** pounding can hurt like this..... (Please don't update my comments with what an a** pounding is like Male or female readers XD )
cheese_whine Now don't feel sorry for me....... there are many things that can be taken to ease said pain! A hammer in the head for example.... Worthy endeavor.... but I like to think.... especially if it involves ticking off the Wife wink
Advil and Aspirin is ok..... if I feel like making a big hole in my stomach.... (That’s a BIG No!)
So next A masseuse…. no money there goes that plan sad
Well guess I have to use that Favorite panic button.... Start crying to the Wife and get her to do that lame massoge and see if she can even re-leave a little pain for 3 hours <---- OH YA Sweet guilt material..... A note to all soon to be husbands take note... Marriage is a Give and Take... you give she takes... Remember that the Guilt for you to take and then give it to her that’s the game my friends wink
Well that’s it for this weeks Bla!
Next week prepare your selves for
The Space Adventures of Joe HOPELESS
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Wife aggro eh? What did you do? xd
Back pain tip: A caring wife and a rolling pin makes for a great remedy. It makes the massage easy on the person giving the massage too so you might convince someone to do it more easily. But, if shes still mad, the last thing you want to give her is a rolling pin. xd Ok second last.