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Here I sit Mighty as you can see /flex
And then there you are looking at Me sad

And so are story begins.

Fear not! For it is I! the might Hexfirefoot!
(Hex dose a flex then kicks his little bro Dornus into a pond)

With the Awesome powers at My dispossal I will make a mountin cry!

Now its time for some action!
(Hex takes out his Fire totem! Slaps it on the ground and yells) DANCE OFF!

(Now the Dancing Troll form Duratar unleashes his mighty totems and that shoot fire all around him. 2 hours later Hex is sitting behind a cell. A prison guard comes to greet him for interagation)

Herfirefoot I presume?
(Hex looks up at the female orc and says ) Finally a chick for some action!

(The Orc looks puzzeled as hex unleashes his cloths and flexes his TROLL MAN POWER...and a couple of totems come out....and he yells) DANCE OFF!

(So know we get back to the where we left off before the dance off, as most of what happened after that was set for a XXX video)

So Hex it says you going to die because you did a dance party in Crossroards.
(Hex replys) Whats so bad about that?

(Orc looks his way and says)
Your totems sent fire balls to all of the hey stacks and burned every thing to the ground. confused

(Hex looks up into the air and ponders...)
Did I give her the Jelly Roll or was that the plains strider sandwich I stuffed her with ????

(Hex Looks at the Orc deeply in the eyes and says)
Baby there is only one way to get me out of this... I have to see the War Chief.

(Hex is brought into the massive chambers of the great war cheif and the warchielf looks down at hex... and utters)
YOU WILL DIE FOR YOU CRIMES AGAINST CROSSROADS!. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOUR SELF!

(Hex ponders for one second. Looks the Orc Warchief Streaight into the eyes and YELLS)
DANCE OFF!

(Hex slaps 4 totems down breaks into dance and expects to win this one. But to hex's surprise The War chief looks down with a smile and says)
YOUR ON!

(The two battle it out for 6 hours. And the camera starts to pan down into a completely destroyed Ogrimmar and begins to Zoom into What is left of Thrulls chamber only to find a totally destroyed bed with hex and the WAR chief under the covers into ecah others hads. The war chief looks up to Hex and says)
HOLD ME.

(Hex looks down and lets out a massive roar)
WE'RE TAKING THIS PARTY TO UNDERCITY!

(Just then Hex and the naked warchief take Thurlls privet blimp into Undercity and meet up with lady Salvanis. With an Icy Stair the Lady of UC lets out a shrill)
What do you want!.

(Hex looking determeanded. Turns to the war chief and sees the Hold me Thrulls been asking for still. Looks back into the Undead queew and says)
Well baby there is only one thing that will ease you Cold dead Heart. And make Ogrimmar accept you.

(Hex looks at the Queen with fire in his eyes and yells) DANCE OFF!


THE END
A fair story about a boy that loved to dance.. Selling his pictures for $10 USD of all the x-rated filth you can want : p