• One time my bff and i were watching a show at my house, and the main character was in trouble. The person punishing her said these words: "Yeah, help... its a four-letter word, like hate and dumb." (okay, so i really dont remember the first thing he said, so i put in hate, but it works)
    My bff immediately said, "but dumb isnt a four-letter word! its only three letters!"
    I then had to remind her of the "b" at the end...

    ever since then, she hasn't made the mistake - but i still wont ever let her forget how "dum" she was!