• Your hair is in the way
    My friend cannot see the board
    Why don’t you cut that Mohawk?
    Or at least get another hair style

    My friend loves you
    You’re too stupid to see
    You used to talk to her now
    Now she is ignored
    What the hell is wrong with you?

    You’re probably confused
    You tried to make her jealous
    She did the same
    Now it’s going back and forth
    It in what seems like a confusing game

    That one girl messed with your Mohawk
    But now there is no hair to see
    She can see the board
    But that’s not what she wants

    She wants you to love her
    Stop acting like an idiot
    And like nothing’s going on
    Oh! Next year ask her to prom!

    She’ll be super happy
    But if you ignore her again, you die
    Kidding! Or am I?

    You keep staring at her
    Stop making it obvious!!
    Well, she makes it obvious too
    But we can ignore that, right?

    I should slap you but I won’t
    That’ll just make her mad
    Or she might be happy
    I’ll slap some sense into you
    I’m sure she’ll hate me for that
    But I’ll blame you!
    Yeah, that sounds about right

    I even asked you
    Do you like her?
    You shrugged and said
    I don’t know

    Is it too late for that slap?

    I asked you again, months later
    I got the same answer
    It looked like you didn’t care
    But I think you do

    It seems obvious to me
    That you must like her too!!!