• AN UNCENSORED CHRISTMAS
    Chelsea Force

    The holidays are here
    Won’t this year be grand
    And all this Christmas cheer
    Has spread across the land

    Santa has his elves
    Working day and night
    He has them chained together
    Making toys with fright

    And there is no snow for winter
    Global Warming has melted it all
    And all of the Christmas trees
    Are only three feet tall

    Santas hanging out with hoes
    Laughing all the way
    And the Chinese are poisoning toys
    Here on Christmas day

    The Christmas lights on every house
    Have all caught on fire
    And all the stupid heating bills
    Have done nothing but gotten higher

    The reindeer cannot fly this year
    So Santa took a plane
    But he got stopped at the entrance
    For harboring cocaine

    So if you do not get a gift
    It’s not because you suck
    It’s because no one really cares
    And Santas one sick f**-

    Merry Christmas to All
    And to All a Good Night