• So there was this man

    Fat and red was he

    I was in a jam

    when he said to me

    "Little Boy, Little Boy

    Come take a photo

    What toy, what toy-"

    Before he finished I said "Hell No!"

    There's something about the round man I didn't like

    Something in his eye, the way he made that kid go screamin'

    I'd like to hit him with a bike-

    THAT PESKY DEMON!

    He laughed and laughed as his tummy went to and frow

    What did he mean when he called me that name?

    A ho ho ho?