• Dashing through Barton
    With a gwee strapped on my back
    I got a nasty plan
    For Christmas at Gaia

    I went to Bills Ranch
    But not to Zen Garden
    because I got shot by mushroom cannon

    Jingle Fluff Jingle Fluff
    Mushrooms shot me dead
    Gaians started to scatter
    now all I have left is the stars around my head

    Jingle Fluff Jingle Fluff
    Gaians helped me out
    All the majors are gone
    Gnomes started to pout