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Hay thur. <br />
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Who am I?<br />
I have the stature of a mountain, and the love of a French man. My body is as irrestiible as Lays Potatoe Chips. I know the exact location of Carmen Sandiago and I always know where Waldo is. I have played Poker with David Hasslehoff and powerlifted with Arnold Schwarznegger and Sylvester Stallone. I taught Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar with his teeth and Frank Sinatra how to sing. Albert Einstein confronted me when he tried to explain the Theory of Relativity. Nostradamus based his philosophies off of my teachings to him, I allowed him to take full credit though. Victorias Secret asked me to be an underwear model for all of their merchandise. I have swam with the Narwhals and other rare porpoises.<br />
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Whelp. Just
kinda wanted
to... if you
want check out
me journal
aaaaaaannnnddd.
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criti - Desert Drive
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This poem was
done for an
assignment in
english and I
happened to
like the
finished
product. Take
it - Waiting
- Poetry And Lyrics
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Here is the
sixth part to
this story
please read
from the
beginning if
you have not
already. This
st - Call Of The F...
- Fiction
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This poem was
written for an
english class
but I took a
liking to it
and now here it
is. Please cons - The Ether Dream
- Poetry And Lyrics
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well here is
the fifth
part!!! hope
you enjoy and
remember to
comment!!! (if
u havnt read
the first - Call Of The F...
- Fiction
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