• A old couple go to a fair ever year & ever year their's a pilot that gives people rides in a plain for $10. One year the husband asked his wife if they can ride the plain & the wife says $10 is $10 will ride it next year. Well a year came & went & the fair was back. So the husband asked his wife agian & she says $10 is $10 well ride it next year. So agian a year came & went. This time when the husband asked & she deinied they got into an arguement. Now the pilot, who was standing near by, heard the couple fighting & went over to offer a deal. He says, Ma'am I'd like to offer you a chance for you & your husband to ride the plain for free. The lady glanced at her husband then back at the pilot & asked what they had to do. The pilot said, If you can ride my plain & not make a sound through the whole thing its free. The lady shook her head in agreement & they boarded the plain. As soon as they went up the pilot did loop d' loops & barrow roles but didn't hear a thing in the back. When they landed he helped the husband down & waited for the wife. He looked inside & saw nothing. He turned to the old man & asked Sir where's your wife? The old man answered She fall out. The pilot looked at him for a breef moment then asked Why didn't you say somthing? The old man said $10 is $10.