• "Oh! Yes! Finally, something goes right for me!!!" Of course my nosy neighbor hears me and decides to peek over the fence. She shrieks as she witnesses me removing my clothing in earnest, then even louder as she realizes that the sinkhole in my back yard is a cavernous, warm, wet a*****e. Looking up at her, I say , with a grin on my face "Christmas has come early, baby. Tell my family I love them!" I cannonball in, to explore the warm depths of this wonderful new realm.

    After a year or so of fully exploring and mapping this dimension of poopy-hole, I emerge on the other side. What I see blows my mind. I've come to a nexus of dimensional-pooper-portals.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXBCdt5IPg
    Skip to 6:05, imagine that all of those gateways are floopy buttholes.

    I realise that if I were to go now, I could never turn back. I would be blessed to bask in this universe of a**l tubing for all eternity. I dive headfirst into the nearest d**k-used a*****e without reservation.

    This nearest hole of flesh leads to an exceptionally small, warm, stretchy and wet passage. Squeezing through, I realise that I am in heaven. I gouge my eyes out with ecstatic abandon, forgoing all human language for bestial grunts.

    THANL YOU GOD FOR THIS DIMENSION OF BUTT