• “Sonic, you’re doing it wrong, put some more power into it!”

    Sonic sighs, what was he doing here? Uh, yeah, he was bored to death, so Haruhi decided to tutor him, along with his friends, how to dance! Sadly, that was something Sonic was terrible at; actually, he had two left feet!

    “Haruhi, is this really necessary?”

    Haruhi grinned and nodded,

    “Of course it is Sonic!”

    Sonic sighed and continued with the girlish dance moves.

    ‘Swing my hips left; swing it right, move hands to the beat…’

    Haruhi stared at Sonic’s poor attempt at her dance, and felt an urge to regurgitate. His moves…They were…Completely off the beat of the music. He was flailing his arms like a chicken, oh, the agony of watching this!


    “Stop! Stop, Sonic, you’re doing it all wrong!”

    She instantly ran to him and stopped his chicken dance while trying to hold the icky feeling in her stomach. Ugh, how can someone stink this bad at dancing?

    “Why can’t you be more like your friend, Shadow?”

    Sonic’s eyes moved to where Shadow was standing, and was surprised to see he was doing it perfectly. Who would have thought that the ultimate life form knew how to dance so girlishly?

    “It’s actually not that hard Sonic…” Shadow mused as he continued his dance.

    “Bah, you’re just girly Shadow!”

    Shadow disregarded his remark and continued with his excellent dancing, while Haruhi only sighed with cheerfulness.

    “It’s kind of fun Mr. Sonic!” Cream chirped as she did the choo-choo train moves with Amy,

    “Yeah Sonic, It’s really entertaining!”

    Sonic moaned, how could he be the only one who could not dance? Hopefully Tails was doing just as…Good?

    When Sonic looked to the side, he regretted seeing his friend Tails, doing it nicely. His hands and tails were moving exactly with the beat, Sonic looked in horror, what had Haruhi done to his team of freedom fighters? They could not be seen dancing like a bunch of sissy girls! Well, Amy and Cream where the exception, ‘cause, well, they were girls.

    He was about to give up and call it quits, when his eyes met a red echidna. Sonic looked at Knuckles and saw he was doing worse then him! He literally, looked like a penguin trying to break dance! Sonic chuckled and thanked heavens he was not the worse once there.

    “Hey, I think I’m doing pretty well” Knuckles sang in contentment

    Haruhi moaned,

    “You boys are not meant to be dancers…”

    Sonic nodded and smiled,

    “Of course not, what did you expect?”

    Haruhi’s head drooped and shooed Knuckles and Sonic away,

    “Come back later, and watch us dance…The RIGHT way…”

    Sonic laughed and walked with Knuckles out of the studio,

    “Sure, sure, whatever you say, Haruhi.”

    Yuki stared as the two animals left,

    “Haruhi, why are we teaching a group of anthro animals how to dance?”

    Haruhi looked at Yuki dumbly and retorted,

    “Well, I thought it’d be fun, besides…They’re aliens, and we both know why I started this club too…”

    Yuki sighed once again,

    “To somehow communicate with aliens…”

    Haruhi stuck her pointer finger in the air and screeched,

    “For we are the S.O.S Brigade!!!”