• I'm moving pretty slow today, I had a hot pocket for dinner.......I get the hot pockets! but I've never eaten a hot pocket and been like "I'm glad i ate that..." I'm always like "I'm gonna die!....I PAID FOR THAT???...did I eat it or rub it my face.........my back hurts!!! ohhoh..." Once I looked at a box of hot pockets and it had a warning printed on the side...it said "WARNING: YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS! hope your drunk or, headed home to a trailer...you hillbillie enjoy the next Nascar event!".....I like Nascar he's a jerk......you never see a hot pocket on a menu at a restraunt.......yeah "I would like a Cesar salad..aaand a hot pocket" lol "Uh, tonight's special we have a sea bass witch is broiled aaand a hot pocket.......witch is cooked in a dirty microwave...aaand that comes with a side of pot..." You'd be better off with pot instead anyway. ...."Is your hot hot pocket cold in the middle?""It's frozen.....but it can be served boiling lava hot""will it burn my mouth?""it'll destroy your mouth....everything will taste like rubber for a month""I'll have the hot pocket"..lol........hot pockets....you know, they haven't been around for that long...like 10 years. how did they come up with that? was there some guy in a marketing meeting like "eh i gotta idea......why dont we fill a pop tart with nasty meat...we could cook it in a sleeve thang....and we could dunk it in toilet" there is the vegetarian hot pocket for those who don't wanna eat meat but still would like diarrhea...

    Hot pockeeets!......there's the lean pocket, I don't even wanna know whats in there....i can imagine the directions "Take out of box place directly in toilet" *Plop*......Flush pockeeets!.....Recently they introduced the breakfast hot pocket FINALLY...I cant think of a better way to start the DAY! "Good morning! your bout to call in sick...".....you could have a hot pocket for breakfast, a hot pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner....Deead pockeeets!...do love that jingle...do ya thing they worked hard on it? "What do you got so far bill?""uh...uh...uh......hot pockeets......""Good....good, that's very good...now what are we gonna run in Mexico?..""...uh....caliente pockets....""You've got a gift, my friend"...hot pockeeet!...