• Why do I love her only when I see her?
    For what reason do I have this wandering eye?
    The greatest love I’ve ever had has never been nearer.
    Oh God Damn I hate that I’m a guy…

    She holds me close and I’ve haven’t ever been so happy,
    Falling into love so grand I know I can fly,
    Then I look at other girls and realize I’m so lousy,
    Oh God Damn I hate that I’m a guy…

    Wonder what it would be like to throw that woman on a bed,
    Thoughts like these I really wish would die,
    I want to think with my heart and not either head,
    Oh God Damn I hate that I’m a guy…