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I think I just had the most EPIC day I'll ever experience.
The best part is, I'm not even exaggerating. First we all went to Hayley's house which is exponentially more amazing in Autum. We had food and LOLd. Brian was even there. Then we made scarecrows... then we made scarecrows (I ment to say that twice).
(Really, I did).
While Hayley and Brian were trying to make a zubat, I was taking scraps of fabric, pinning and tieing them together, and then stuffing them with hay.
We called it Betty.
We began LARPing, if you could call it that. We were really just doing a stereotypical RPG, later named EPIC FANTASY (Actually I just decided that now...).
The thing is, while we were going on a "quest" to CVS to buy more saftey pins, we came across an airship; a broken airship.
This thing was the retard of the Airship community. So we naturally named it the Feffiroff. It was rusted, buckling, and one of it's front wheels was crap so it kept going to the right. BUT IT WAS AN AIRSHIP! Finally, we had aquired one for our party.
Our next quest required us ripping heads from their respective barbie dolls. Some were tough and greasy. But we finished it and leveled up. I gained Fire (I'm a black mage) and Hayley gained some dance (what else?). The reason Brian didn't level is because he found the Icelandic torrents of The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack.
Anyway, our next quest involved us going to get more hay. So we saddled up in our airship and headed for the pumpkin patch. Needless to say, the guy that helped us was wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh shirt. The point I'm getting at is that WE FOUND A NEW AIRSHIP THAT WASN'T CRAP. This one was actually really good.
We got back to Hayley's house and it was nearing the time that Brian had to go so naturally, we made some ice out of plastic and glass for a dude with no hands. Then Brian left; he had to do homework which sucked because his girlfriend asked him to a party and me and Hayley wanted to bum a invite off him...
Anyways, I found a polka dot thong in the pile of scrap fabric and I decided to stretch it around the Airship. I WAS ON TO SOMETHING. We started to pimp our airship just as these annoying 4 year olds with cell phones and boyfriends that kiss them came over and started yelling. We tried our best to finish. In the end we put on a thong, item pocket, white roses, bows, red fabric, wings, perpellers, ribbons, lanturns, and David Bowie.
We outran the pre-schoolers from hell and made it to Nicole's house where we picked her up and headed to CVS for new batteries. We saw Cari and Stephanie there!
By the time we had finished, it was getting late so we turned our lanturns on and headed for japanese food. We opted to leave the airship ungaurded out side the resturant.
I just threw Betty in the bush.
It got a little awkward because I was on a date with two gay men. In the resturant, we ordered some rice balls, sushi, soba, and tempura. It was really good and as a trade for free porn, Hayley had to eat a glob of wasabi (She got really sick).
We though she might feel better if we got ice cream. We left the resturant and found that someone had stolen our airship. We stood there for about a minute looking silently at the space it previously stood until Hayley finally barfed. Laughter ensued.
Just kidding.
The airship was still there.
So was Betty (honestly though, I was a little dissapointed that no one had taken her). We loaded up in the airship, turned on the lanturns and headed for Baskin Robins. While we were in line for ice cream, Hayley threw up but it's ok because Nicole caught it and threw it back in Hayley's face.
Just kidding again.
We all got our ice cream but when Nicole went to pay, they rejected her Visa. Apparently Baskin Robins only does MasterCard. We called Nicole's mom and she came by and gave us a twenty dollar bill.
We ate it and discovered that the one cure for Wasabi burning a hole in your inner organs is pumpkin-flavored ice cream.
yay.
We had almost made it home to Hayley's in our Ariship when a car pulled up beside us.
Then it lit up.
In blue flashing lights.
I honestly thought that someone had seen our lit up airship and had pimped out their car to match but it was actually a cop. He was asian and named Kim.
I repeat: Kim.
He was actually really cool and asked, "So, what'cha doing?"
It was really cliche but it started a conversation. He asked if we went to High school and we told him that yeah, we did. Then we explained that this was a completly legal airship, built to transport a Black Mage, Dragon Kinght and Nicole to dinner.
Edit: Oh yeah, by the way. We were talking about this exact day as me and Hayley were driving to Maryland and just as we mentioned David Bowie, a freeway overpass sign had "Bowie" in big bold letters. This was clearly a sign.
The best part was that everything I just said was 100% completely true. All of it. Trust me, I have proof:
Present > Court Record > Photos from the day of the crime:
Victory Fanfare:
The Airship:
The Wasabi Virus:
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