Characters*
*DaRk_KiTtY56: Kitty (K)
*jessi172104: Jessi (J)
*deathbyastaplegun: Deth (D)
*Sully: My Cat (S)
*Jude Monkey: My stuffed animal Monkey (JU)
*DaRk_KiTtY56: Kitty (K)
*jessi172104: Jessi (J)
*deathbyastaplegun: Deth (D)
*Sully: My Cat (S)
*Jude Monkey: My stuffed animal Monkey (JU)
(Script:
D: Hey, what are you guys doing?
K: Bleh. Nothing. Really.
J: Deth... WTH are you doing w/ your cat?
D: Oh, he's not just a cat anymore! He's my boyfriend! What's wrong guys?
K: You can't 'marry' your cat! Nope!
J: And what about Jude?
D: Well... Me & Jude don't communicate anymore... Not like me 'n Sully, anyways!
S: You forget... You've never de-clawed me.)
(Script:
[MEANWHILE...]
JU: I can't believe she left me... I will get revenge!
[TO BE CONTINUED... RIGHT... NOW...]
D: Sully...? Wut are you doing?
S: Let me go, you horrid b***h!
D: Do you want down?
S: Hence my extreme struggle!
D: Here! Be... FREE!
[THROW *gently.*]
(Yet again... The Script:
[LAND ...SCRATCH!]
K: AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH AHHHHH!!
D: Aw, you cushioned his landing!
J: Holy s**t, Deth!?
D: Thank you, Kitty!
K: I can't see!
D: Wha-? You can't? Let me help you! Here! This'll clean it!
[SNATCH!]
J: Noo!
K: AHHHHH!)
(Whoot, A Script:
K: AHHH!
JU: Deth! I've come for my revenge! Deth!
D: Holy s**t? Jude!
JU: Yes... 'Tis I. DIE, DETH!
D: Eep! Hide me!
K: What's goin' on?
[SWHQ <-Just a space taker...]
J: How in the hell?
D: OMGawd. Jude you almost hit me!
Finally, It's Over!
-Sometimes, I Feel Weird For Fantasizing My Friend's Death... Nah,
Deth.
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