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ANTI-CYBER

If there is one thing I can truly hate on the internet, it would be cybering. It pollutes... that the general statement about cybering. I constantly fight cybering and I find myself convincing none. In my Anti-Cyber crusades I have found that I can have a little fun and mess around with the cybering people of the internet, so the meaning of this Anti-Cyber Archive is to tell of my tales while messing up cybers.

Well I had many attempts at the cyber play... messing with them, playing jokes. There was one I ended up actually doing it with, I do not regret it and it was quite... "hot"?

The point is I had many other encounters and they where more along the line of what I was shooting for.

I would start by looking for number codes, such as "press 354 for cyber". I found a chick that was doing the number things. I typed the numbers and we found an empty house. I didn’t know what to expect but it when something like this.

Random Chick: So what do you want to do to me?

I didn’t know how to answer at first and I had to think of a witty thing to say that would start the fun.

Aeron: I’m not sure

It wasn’t the best thing I could say but it was all I could think of at the moment or rather in the moment.

Random Chick: Left me give you and idea

She walked closer to me and got on her knees... this was where is started. She had no idea what was going to happen.

Random Chick: *unzips pants and start to grab your d**k*

Aeron: *cums in face*

She paused for a moment and replied as though a "WTF?" was going across her mind.

Random Chick: *licks it up*

Aeron: *cums in face again*

She clicked a question mark and continued.

Random Chick: Do you like that?

Aeron: *cums again in face*

Again she pauses and throws up the "..." now I knew I was getting to her

Random Chick: I’m Guessing your sensitive? *Continues to rub*

Aeron: *cums in your eyes* oh god I’m so sorry!

Random Chick: K this isn’t funny anymore...

Aeron: *cums again*

Random Chick: ok you can stop cumming we haven’t even started

Aeron: *cums* I’m so *cums* sorry but *cums* it’s just so *cums cums cums cums* that’ll take weeks to get out of your hair I bet *cums again*

Random Chick: ok I’m tired of this

Those where her last words as I was spamming *cums in ur face* over and over again. It was interestingly amusing but not the funny I was looking for, I had to find another victim.

This is the part 2 of my fake cyber fun.

After the random chick had been angry I went off to find another victim.

I came across an unsuspecting girl who was another that was doing the number things. I knew that this one was going to go much better, I had planned it out and I was ready.

After following her to a vacant house we began, she started.

Chick: Lets Role Play

Aeron: OK

In my head I am going OMG YES!!!!!!

Chick: I’ll be a gothic chick; I have thick shiny black hair and am naked calling you to me for pleasure.

It was only going getting better after that

Aeron: I’ll be a razor

HAHAHAHAAA

Chick: Um excuse me?

I had to let it go on for a little longer so I just went with it

Aeron: I’m a gothic guy with black hair that goes over one eye and skin tight clothing showing my muscle and that p***s

Yes... I know but I had to do something to keep here there

Chick: *motions a finger to come*

Aeron: *starts to walk slowly but trips on nothing and gets a bloody nose* I tink I need a cleanix >.<

This next part goes over a little bit and might be a little creepy...

Chick: *crawls over and licks blood, running it down my breast onto my nipples* oohhh your blood tastes goooood... I wonder what else tastes good... ;o

Yes... she did it... I never saw it coming but I was utterly astonished... so I had to think of something to stop her form enjoying herself... it was all I could do to get a win... so here I went.

Aeron: *looks up and down at blood on her body and dripping from her lips, he cannot hold it in anymore, his bodily functions had gotten the best of him...*

Before she could say anything... I had won.

Aeron: *hurls like the little girl off of the exorcist all over (not saying name)*

You know that point where you can stop and just quit it and have a mediocre story to tell? Well I had just passed that point in this next part.

Chick: EEEWWWW!!!!!

Aeron: Oh god I *bleh* I am so *bleh* sorry for *bleh* that *bleh* let me *bleh* get you something to *bleh* clean that up *bleh*

Chick: this is not cool!

Aeron: *grabs bed sheets but accidentally hits over a candle and the blanket catches on fire as he hands it to (name) to help here clean it up*

Chick: NO WAY IT’S ON FIRE!!! WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

Aeron: *bleh* OH NO *bleh* *the curtains had caught on fire and where burning like crazy, there was no way bout but the window*

Chick: WHAT THE f**k IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!

Aeron: *dives out window breaking glass*

At that point I was out of there and new not of what happened next to the girl but I knew I was triumphant and had a story to tell.

More to come...