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ANTI-CYBER 2

Many have long awaited the second edition of Anti-Cyber. Well, here it is! I hope you enjoy.

I was feeling sick, this was irrelevant however. I was back on the cyber scene and was determined to get the second edition done of Anti-Cyber finished.

You must understand, to get people to go with your insanity and not leave during cybering is difficult. This was what kept getting me.

In many cases I would have done something and gone too far and they would have left. Messing with cybers is like messing with the sasquatch. One, you need some Jack Link’s Beef Jerky and two, if you mess up you get beaten to a pulp by a giant furry monster. So by now I was hacking a bunch of hair balls from being attack so many times.

After a long period of misfortune... I hit the jackpot.

I was in the normal cybering areas when someone said PM me for RP. It seemed to good to be true atm, but this person was serious and it wasn’t any joke.

I PMed her... and I came out triumphant. This is how it went

Aeron: Hey! You where asking about the RP cyber?

Lady: want 2 cyber rp or no?

After hearing that I was happy, my search was over.

Aeron: ok why not then, I never tried it, should be fun.

That lie was so smooth It could have been put in an Obama-Hillary debate.

Lady: k. wat location? any would work.

Aeron: you pick =D

Lady: lets c...um... either bedroom or bathroom. which u want?

The bedroom is quite a nice place for sex don’t you think? The bathroom is unsanitary at times and usually in tiles. which did you think I was going to pick?

Aeron: Bathroom

If that wasn’t obvious then go slap yourself.

Lady: k now we’ll start.
a girl opened up the door to the bathroom, unaware that someone was already in there.
"oh, sorry...i didnt know that anyone was in here." she said, backing up and blushing.

Aeron: Covers self up, toilet paper in hand
"Oh sorry! Let me finish this one up, careful though it’s like a bomb dropped in there"

Lady: "Well...uhh...you see. Well, I think your sister or someone asked me to drop something off...so uh yeah." She felt totally humiliated.

Aeron: He Smiles. Taking no concern to the fact that he is half naked on the john
"well thats fine, i’ll meet you down stairs, let me just pull my pants up"

Lady: Goes down stairs

This was weak... she was not giving me much to work with, hopefully I could change things when I got down stairs.

Aeron: Walks down stairs with the toilet flushing behind
"So is there anything I can help you with?"

Lady: "well...um...uh." She studdered. She couldn’t find anything to say.

As she misspelled stuttered I wanted to b***h slap her. The fact that she wasn’t even stuttering in the first place mad me think she had read to many manga and that she was born with the IQ of a rabbit. You have all the freaking time in the world to type me back and you misspell. ( this is stuttering: J-J-Johnny l-likes c-c-c-cake)

Aeron: Walks closer, the stench of beef stew begins to emanate from him.
"Maybe I can do something about that?"

Lady: Sniffs the air
"I love beef stew..."
Embraces you and begins to kiss passionately.

I of course am thinking WTF. Beef stew smells like piss and steams like a hot s**t. Thats the last thing that would ME turned on.

Aeron: He moves with kisses.
to her chin
to her neck
to her...
the doorbell has rung.
"keep that thought, let me go get that."
runs to door

Lady: She nods and anxiously looks over at the door to see who it was.

This was the true start of my fun, it would only get better.

Aeron: Looks out the door somewhat annoyed.
"hello?"
HE IS ATTACKED!
"HOLY s**t!!!!!"
slams door
"He bit me."

Lady: "He bit you? Let me see." She looks at his leg.

Notice here she claims the wound is on the leg... what else is on the leg?

Aeron: "Ahh, it’s bleeding pretty bad, see what you can do please."
Sits there bleeding in pain on ground.
Blood gushes in you face.

Lady: "Just hang on for a sec. I’ll be right back." She raced up the stairs and into the closet in the bathroom. She looked frantically around for dis-infectent and some sort of wrapping. She came back with a bottle of disinfectint and gauze.
"Now, just hold still as I put this on." She began dabbing the disinfectint on.

I would just like to point out that she has just misspelled disinfectant 2 times and in different ways...

Aeron: Starts to shake.
"sssSSSsss"

Lady: "Is that better?"

Aeron: Sitting with his legs parted looks at her and replies
"Yes.. now where were we?"

Lady: kisses him and begins to unzip his pants
"I think we were about here ;o"
sucks d**k passionately

Aeron: "Oh that feels goo..."
Before he can finish his sentence he begins to change...

Lady: stops sucking
"whats the matter?"
Looks at him

At this point I am tired of her this prolonging fake cyber... it was time to reach the climax...

Aeron: His eyes begin to change completely white
"AAAAHHHHH!!!"
The bite on his leg begins to bleed out of the gauze
"RRAWR!!!"
Oh no! It turns out the bit was from... A ZOMBIE!!!!
Now his only intentions are to eat anything in site... he is hungry for flesh...

Lady: OK this is stupid... your not a zombie i’m giving you head now stop messing around

Aeron: "Braaaaaaiiiiiinnzz..."
He looks around the room and sees a convenient meal... she is right in front of him... asking what is wrong...
He reaches for her and is trying to bite her neck off... she is weak and is not hard to get the better of...

Lady: WHAT THE f**k IS YOUR PROBLEM? STOP WITH THE ******** ZOMBIE THING!

Aeron: Takes a big chunk out of your neck and eats slowly... mmm your meat is sustaining...

She shortly left after she finished cussing like a sailor. I was somewhat proud of my accomplishments this time, but I did not feel done... I needed another one to satisfy my utter hatred for Cybering...

More To Come...