WOO!! so guess who's back. yeah... like i really went anywhere. im just psyched cuz i found the rest of my community service hours which means im ALL SET to graduate!! ah it feels nice. anywho... i figured i should update again, cuz im procrastinating on my homework. but really, what would YOU, my wonderful reader (or readers if im lucky) want to do? write a funny as heck story? or read to the lighthouse by virginia woolf? ill let you decide...
OVA TIME!! XD
"okay.. um... lets see..." Alteara put a finger to her chin as she thought of her next question. the rest of the group stood around in a circle, holding up thier hands in a stopping motion, all of them with 8 fingers up.
"i've never... danced.. the jitterbug!!"
...
"well?"
No one moved their hands, staring at the girl.
"whats a ... jitterbug?" Allen looked at the girl curiously. Luna laughed.
"its an EXTREMELY old dance move. You wouldnt know about it."
"can you do it?" lavi asked, raising an eyebrow at the red head.
"not a chance!" luna grinned. the rest deadpanned.
"che... " kanda sighed. "you are so childish."
"what was that?" luna smiled over at kanda, but a murderous feeling filled the air.
"n-nothing..." kanda fidgeted.
(luna-8, Alteara-8, Lavi 8, Allen 8, Lenalee 8, Kanda 8 )
"alright kanda" lenalee said "stop complaining and go. its your turn."
Kanda was silent for a moment. "i've never owned a pet." he said quietly.
Luna and Alteara's eyes got big and sad, almost crying for kanda as they both put down a finger.
"thats so sad!!" luna cried
"i dont know what i would have done without my cats!" alteara sobbed. Lenalee and Allen also put down fingers.
"i had two birds when i was little." lenalee said softly, "as gifts from my brother"
"ive got tim." allen said. "he's kinda a pet..."
"i was never allowed to have one..." lavi said softly.
Luna and Alteara's eyes got even bigger and more watery.
"really?!" they cried. Lavi laughed nervously.
(luna-7, Alteara-7, Lavi 8, Allen 7, Lenalee 7, Kanda 8 )
"Alright..." he sighed "back to luna."
"hmm.." the girl looked around at the finger total. An evil grin crossed her face.
"Ive never... gone commando"
The whole group gasped, accept for Alteara, who cocked her head.
"what does 'commando' mean?"
Allen, Lavi, and Kanda all put down a finger. Luna laughed madly.
"you guy's would do that." she laughed. "those uniforms are pretty hot sometimes..."
Lenalee put down a finger as well and all three guys turned red, staring at her hand.
"what?" she said, blushing "sometimes its... neccisary..."
"Come on guys, whats 'commando'?"
"its neccisary?" Lavi squeaked. "ill never look at you the same."
"WHATS 'COMMANDO!?" Alteara burst into the center of the group, staring the others down. Luna grinned and leaned over, whispering in her ear. Alteara's face turned bright red, and she quietly and slowly moved back to her place, staring at the ground and twiddleing her fingers.
"nee hee..." luna laughed.
(luna-7, Alteara-7, Lavi 7, Allen 7, Lenalee 6, Kanda 7 )
"okay" lavi cleared his throat. "my turn!" he raised a hand high into the air, grinning like a two year old. the others groaned.
"aw come on!" lavi laughed. Then he leaned in like he was about to reveal some big secret. "ive never... frenched a girl!"
The group stared at him in silence, accept for luna who was red faced and staring at the floor, matching alteara.
"next." kanda snapped. Lavi fell to the floor in defeat.
(luna-7, Alteara-7, Lavi 7, Allen 7, Lenalee 6, Kanda 7 )
"right" allen piped in. He thought for a moment, then his face darkened, and evil glint appearing in his eyes. "ive never lost at cards..." he sneered.
All of the others put down a finger, edging away from allens now pitch black aura.
"he scares me..." Alteara whimpered.
"he scares us all.." lenalee mocked.
(luna-6, Alteara-6, Lavi 6, Allen 7, Lenalee 5, Kanda 6 )
"Ah im losing!" lenalee cried, holding up her already defeated hand in display. "im the only one with one hand left!!"
"then you had better make this question a good one!" Alteara piped.
the chinese girl thought for a moment. "ive never... had the same haristyle for more than 2 years."
The others thought for a moment, then Kanda and Lavi put down a finger.
Allen laughed darkly. "kukukuku... straight cut fringe..."
As kanda attempted to pound the beansprout into the cobblestone, luna and lenalee looked to lavi (alteara was busy trying to stop the bloodshed)
"you like your hair to look like that all the time?" lenalee asked.
"well," lavi said, "switching identities as a bookman is hard, so i like to have something that stays the same. Plus its just so darn cute!"
Lenalee deadpanned while Luna ran her hand through his hair, scruffing it a bit. She looked at it thoughtfully, then grinned.
"i like it." she said with finality.
Lavi blushed lightly. ill never change my hair again...
(luna-6, Alteara-6, Lavi 5, Allen 7, Lenalee 5, Kanda 5 )
"stop... please stop... hey... guys, come on..." alteara tried desperatly to separate the two fighting boys. Luna sighed and walked over. with one swift motion, she pounded both of them on top of their heads, a giant throbbing lump forming as the two slupped to the ground.
"STOP FIGHTING." luna snapped, quieting the two. "its altearas turn." she whirled around and walked back to her spot, as the other three joined the group, two boys carrying pounding headaches, and alteara looking rather guilty.
"um.. well..." alteara looked around distractedly. "i guess ive never been on a 'date'..." Her eyes grew wide as she realized what she had said, and she clamped a hand over her mouth, turning pink. The others all stared quietly at suddenly interesting spots all around the room. Who knew that cobblestone could be so distracting... ?
no fingers went down.
(luna-6, Alteara-6, Lavi 6, Allen 7, Lenalee 5, Kanda 6 )
"Yeah." kanda snapped, breaking the silence. "ive never cried in public."
Allen shot his a nasty look as he put down a finger, and kanda grinned with pride, but then stopped when all three girls put down fingers as well.
"luna..." alteara cocked her head. "i dont remember ever seeing you cry in public..."
"I dont remember seeing you cry at all." allen said. Luna smiled.
"of course, i only get all weepy when Alteara is crying." she grinned at her other half. "but you dont remember seeing it because you cant see anything when your crying." Alteara grinned sheepishly.
(luna-5, Alteara-5, Lavi 6, Allen 6, Lenalee 4, Kanda 6 )
Lenalee glared at her four fingers remaining. "at least you have six." she sighed to allen.
"so does kanda" Alteara pointed out.
"well its my turn, so lets see if we can't change that..." luna grinned.
"ive never carried a stupid sword."
No fingers went down.
"kanda..."
"what?" kanda snapped.
"you carry a sword." Allen grinned.
"yes, but its not stupid, its mugen."
*group deadpan*
"its still a sword..." allen sighed. he put down a finger along with kanda.
"hey, wait..." lenalee looked at luna confused. "what about your sword?"
"yeah?" allen snapped, putting his finger back up. "you carry a sword weapon!"
"its not a sword, its a scythe!" luna growled, "and i dont carry it around with me, she walks on her own thank you very much!" luna glared at the boys as alteara figdeted slightly. The boys put their fingers back down.
(luna-5, Alteara-5, Lavi 6, Allen 5, Lenalee 4, Kanda 5 )
WOO! its getting down to the wire!! did you catch the spoilers in this one? there were lots!!
anywho, some facts for those of us (*coughpoohcough*) who may be confused.
-going commando is not wearing underwear under your clothing. it happens.
-mugen is the name of kanda's sword (though most of my readers (coughpoohcough) know that.
-Not really sure what the jitterbug actually looks like when you dance it.
-the reason luna's face turns red when lavi says 'ive never frenched a girl' is not only because of embarassment, but because of laughter. The statment 'frenched a girl' would also reffer to the girls, so they are saying that they also have never 'frenched a girl' either.
-please god, know what 'frenching' is...
-Allen puts down a finger on the 'sword' question because his new innocence can transform his left arm into a negative image of the millenium earls own weapon, a longsword.
ALRIGHTY THEN!! hope you had fun, its getting down to the wire!
i hope someone noticed that all of my journal titles are update puns... XD i think their kinda funny sweatdrop
Konban wa~
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