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guess what...?
Author: yoo hoo everyone!! Guess what!?
group: *groans*
Allen: great... author chan is going into overly peppy mode...
Lavi: Aw, but i like it when she's all excited!!
Kanda: Idiots...
Lenalee: what is it author chan?
Author: ive decided out of boredom and a sudden overbreeding of plot bunnies that i should make some mini omakes!!
Kanda: as in, your going to fill up 20 entries with useless dribble again?
Author *Glare* NO! im going to writeout some of the mini omakes (and by mini i mean MINI) that have been bugging my brain for some time. XD This entry will probably be pretty rough for a while, while i get things sorted.
Lenalee: That kinda sounds like fun ^ ^
Lavi: write away my dearest author chan!!
Author: alright!! here we go!!
Omake Central
its time for some fun. blaugh
Omake 1: The oven.
"Where is it!?" Komoui yelled to himself as he rushed through the halls of the black order. After many years of struggle, the order had FINALLY managed to get some headway against their dreaded enemy, the millenium earl, by snatching away that annoying pumpkin on a stick, Lero. And now, it was missing.
And somewhere in headquarters.
"Nii-san!" Lenalee called, rushing up to her brother. "Some people said they spotted an umbrella in the cafeteria!!"
Komoui thanked his sister (with hugs and over affection and those little floating hearts.. yeah, you know, those ones..) and dashed off into the direction of the Lunch room. Bursting in, he looked around the room at the finders sitting at tables. Everyone paused to look back at the cheif, then collectivly pointed at the door leading into the kitchens.
"Uh... thanks?" Komoui waved before rushing into kitchen.
He looked around at the pristine white tiles, pots and pans, Allen Walker, food packed away neatly... wait... what was that last one? Since when was the orders food packed away orderly!?
While Komoui gripped his hair in a mental breakdown, Allen waved.
"Hey, Komoui san. What brings you here?"
"Ah." Komoui blinked, before whipping his head around.
"You havent seen Lero by chance have you!?" Komoui yelled, looking in a pot. Allen's face looked perfectly innocent.
"Ah, you mean that annoying girly excuse of a pink umbrella that talks way to much for having brains of pumpkin seed mush?"
Komoui stopped and blinked at the boy. "Um... yes?"
Allen's grin turned twisted.
"Haven't seen him."
Oven: "help... me... lero..."
"Um... Allen?"
"yes Komoui san?" The boy's face was once again angelic.
"What are you doing in the kitchen anyway?"
Oven: "so... hot... lero..."
"Cooking."
Komoui's face faltered. "What... are you cooking?"
Oven: "Save... lero... lero..."
Allen's grin could have given General Cross the chills.
"Pumpkin Pie."
***
Omake 2: Lenalee Vs. A force of Nature.
"Aw man!!" Lavi moaned as he rushed, along with 5 others, to find a hiding place from the rain under some sort of outcropping of a building in this small village. "I hate it when i get caught in storms while on a mission!" He whined, as he finally stopped under the outdoor roof of a small cafe. Quite a few people were already under it, so it was close quarters. It was made even closer when lavi started to wiggle around, trying to wring out his uniform.
"Will you cut that out Baka Usagi!? Kanda snapped after the red head elbowed him in the side. "Just hold still!"
"But im all weeeet!" Lavi cried.
"Tough!" Allen snapped, whiping his soaked white hair from his face. "So is everyone else!"
The other's back away from the british boy, sensing his bad mood. Everyone knew that Allen hated getting caught in the rain almost as much as cats liked getting thrown into the center of the ocean. Needless to say, he was irritated.
"Geeze." Luna sighed, as she tried to shift away from the drifting edge of the onning. She sighed again when the wind began to blow the rain right into their hiding place. She had just conceded to getting soaked when she felt a coat wrap around her and pull her away from the rain. She looked up to see lavi, holding his coat on one arm and holding her close with the other.
"Let me shelter you from the rain, my kitten." Lavi grinned. Luna blushed before curling up against lavi.
"Make me yack, why dont you!" Allen snapped. The others sweatdropped.
"Alright, im going to do something about this weather!" Lenalee announced triumphantly.
"And what, excatcly, do you plan to do?" Kanda snapped.
"Im going to use my boots to fly up to the clouds and move them away!" lenalee giggled. She stepped out into the rain and activated her boots.
"Wait!" Alteara cried, reaching after the girl. "That's really not a good-" But the girl had already flown high into the sky....
Lavi looked at the blank expressions on the rest of the group. "So how long do you think until-"
KRACKBOOM!
--- 20 min later ---
A rather soaked group of exorsists tromped into Komoui's room, soaking the papers on the floor and leaving trails of water. Oh, and they were followed by a suspiciously well-done looking lenalee. Komoui looked up and paled.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DARLING LENALEE!!" He yelled, pounding weakly on Kanda's chest.
"Why the heck do you think I did anything!?" kanda snapped.
"Aha... nii-san.." Lenalee coughed up a puff of black smoke. "It wasnt...*Cough* Kanda...*puff*"
"Then... then... it must have been a horrible enemy!!"
"Yeah." luna snorted. "Not just anyone can defeat nature."
"Aha... *cough*"
Lenalee vs. Nature... Lenalee 0 - Nature 1.
***
Omake 3: Greater than or equal to... classical music..?
As luna finished the last chord on the piano, a light applause came from the rest of the room.
"Really guys..." She said, scratching the back of her head, embarassed. "There's no need to applaud..."
"Buy you're so good!" Lenalee cheered.
"I just like it when you blush like that." Lavi winked.
"You are really good!" Alteara smiled.
"Che."
"I really wish i could play like that..." Allen stared dreamily at the piano while the others just kinda ignored him. (Allen: hey!!)
"So what else can you play?" lavi said from his place on Luna's bed. "Beethovin? Chopin? Waltzs?"
"Hey hey!" Lenalee laughed. "Play twinkle twinkle little star!!"
Luna blinked for a moment, before turning to stare blankly at the piano keys. After a moment, her fingers reached up, and she plunked out a 2nd graders version of the song, with several wrong notes.
"Um... What was that?" Allen stared. The others looked on, confused.
"that sounded like crap." kanda snapped. "Don't you even know that simple little song?"
"Sor-ry!" Luna snapped sarcastically. "I never learned that song! I just play it by ear!"
"Really?" Lenalee cocked her head. "What about happy birthday?"
"Nope."
"Row, row, row your boat?"
"Nu-uh."
"Marry had a little lamb?"
"Nada."
"Che."
"I dont think anyone knows that song."
"So... you're saying... all you know how to play is classical music?"
"And a little jazz." Luna grinned.
The others just blinked.
***
Omake 4: 2nd cousins..?
The three boys, Lavi, Kanda, and Allen, were all enjoying a nice quiet night in the bath house, sitting in the steam and letting the warm water pull the strain from their muscles.
Kanda was on his own on one end, submerged into the steaming spring water and reclining on the warm rocky edge of the back, whith his hair pulled up into a bun to keep it from falling into the water.
Lavi and Allen were off to the other side, holding a nice quiet conversation in front of the washing area, Towels in place as they scrubbed their hair.
It was nice and calm in the area, until Kanda's closed eyes twitched and he sat up for a moment.
"Oi." he yelled to the other boys. "Better get ready."
Allen and Lavi looked up quickly before rinsing their hair and dashing (quickly yet safely) over to the water, where they submurged themselves into the water up to their necks. Kanda, on his side, also sank down until only his head could be seen.
"This is getting ridiculous." lavi muttered as Allen giggled and Kanda just rolled his eyes.
At that exact moment, one Mrs. Miranda Lotto walked right into the boys bath area, dressed in a towel and carrying a bucket of bath supplies. She spotted the boy's heads quickly before...
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!! IM SO SORRY!! I DIDNT MEAN IT! I APPOLOGIZE FOR LIVING AND RUINING YOUR BATH AND SEEING ANYTHING I SHOULDNT HAVE!" She covered her eyes with her free arm, and ran out of the room screaming.
"I certainly feel bad for her." lavi sighed as he pulled himself back out of the back to finish washing his hair. "She does that like clockwork now-a-days... Maybe we should put up a sign or something outside of the door..."
"you know, thats a good idea." Allen said, but instead of following lavi, he sank into the bath, reclining on the rocks. Kanda climbed out and began walking over to wash his hair.
"Hey, kanda..." Lavi said sneakily. He would have to play this right if he wanted to get his way today. "You're shoulders look really tense... why dont you just rest your arms and.... letmewashyourhair!?"
A bucket promptly collided with his head.
"Not on your life baka-usagi." Kanda snapped.
"Aw, Yuu-chan, that hurt!!"
"What did you say!?" Kanda yelled, stomping up to the red head. Lavi eeped before he prepared to run, but he turned around and stopped, staring at the doorway. Kanda looked as well.
"Oh.. h*** no!" he snapped before quickly turning himself and lavi around to look the other way. Because right in the doorway, standing like she had just seen a ghost, was a very pale and wavering Alteara.
"A-a-alteara-chan!" Allen cried, and splashed about as he sank himself back into the bath. "You're in the wrong room!"
"A... a... ah..." Alteara looked like a grounded fish.
Kanda, grabing a firm hold of his own towel to keep it in place, grabbed lavi and pushed the boy into the bath, jumping in after him.
"Yuu-chan!" lavi coughed, splashing in the water. "What was that for!?"
"We can't just stand there with her staring like that!" Kanda shouted back, a light blush on his face. Lavi thought for a moment, before nodding. They all turned back to Alteara, who was still standing and staring at where the boys had been.
"Look's like she completely blanked out." Allen sighed.
"Alte-chan?" Lavi called.
Alteara twitch violently before she dropped her bucket on the floor and shoved her palms into her eyes.
"IM SO SORRY!! IM SO SORRY!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! I CAME IN THE WRONG ROOM! SORRY!" and she quickly left, still yelling.
The three boys stared for a moment.
"10$ say's she's related to Miranda."
"No way im going against that one, Moyashi chan."
"che."
***
Omake 5: Lenalee vs. force of nature: round 2.
"Um... lenalee...are you sure you should be swimming over there?" Allen carefully watched the long haired girl swim farther and farther out into the ocean.
"Of course!" she cheered back. "What's a vacation at the beach without a little swimming!"
"You're practically out at sea idiot." kanda muttered, causing lavi and luna to burst into snorts and giggles.
"You guys are just being pansies." Lenalee yelled back, before swimming even farther.
"You think she see's that shark fin?" Lavi pointed to the left of the girl, where a large shark fin was slicing the water.
"... LENALEE!!" Allen screamed, waving his arms. She turned to look at him, cocked her head, and waved back before swiming out further.
"... shes doomed." luna shrugged. Suddenly Alteara burst out of the water next to her and shoved down on Luna's shoulders. The girl didnt waver.
"I can NEVER push you into the water!!" She moaned.
"Alte-chan... this water is knee deep.''
"... oh."
---30 min later---
"Hey, you guys want ice cream?"
"You betcha!!"
"YAY!"
"che."
"... has anyone seen lenalee?"
"..."
"so... about that ice cream?"
"Oh yeah!!"
*out at sea*
"... um... halp?"
(lol riptide)
Lenalee vs. force of nature: Lenalee 0, nature 2.
***
Omake 6: The contest.
"I bet you couldn't smile, even if you wanted to." Allen sneered as he dangerously poked the side of kanda's face with his finger, only to have kanda turn and snap at the boy, barely missing his finger with his teeth.
"You tried to bite me! You rabid beast!"
"Che."
"Are you guys THAT bored?" Alteara sighed as she watched the interaction.
"Can't be any worse than the wonder duo over there." Kanda snapped, thumbing at the pair of red heads in mid stare contest.
"your eyes are dryer than the hot sands of the desert..."
"Your eyes are screaming for refreshment and liquids..."
"you want to blink..."
"you want to close them... feel the relief..."
"You guys want to shut up or what!?" Kanda snapped.
"Its all part of psyching out the opponent!" lavi yelled back, not blinking or even moving his head.
"Yeah, bakanda, shut up. Just cuz you couldnt beat me doesnt mean you have to trash the game."
"You lost to her?" lenalee laughed from the couch she was sitting on.
"She f***ing cheated!!" the samurai snapped, "she blew on my face!"
"Aw, could da ickle samuwai not handew a wittle aiw?" (baby talk translation: could the ickle samurai not handle a little air?"
"I could blow in your face and see how well you hold up." Kanda snapped, rising from his seat.
"I bet you couldnt get them to blink." Allen grinned. "in fact, ill hold a contest. First person to get one of them to blink gets to choose one of us to be their personal slave for a week."
"What about us!?" Lavi snapped.
"ok, ok... " Allen though for a minute. "We'll have a time limit, and it, at the end, neither of you blinks, you can both choose slaves. If one of you does blink, then the other chooses a slave. Oh, and the person who doesnt blink can't be chosen as a slave. Time limit is... 15 min."
"Easy." Luna grinned. "everyone in?"
"I could use a personal slave.." lenalee cackled evilly. The boys shivered.
"Be prepared to die usagi." Kanda grinned.
"Oh, and no violence." Luna cut in. Kanda frowned, but still agreed.
"Alright, let the great staring contest begin!" Allen cried. He smacked his hands together right next to lavi's head, causing the red head to jump, but his eye stayed open.
"nice try Allen-kun!" lavi laughed. "But no d-eyes!"
The group deadpanned.
"Lavi..." Lenalee called. "If you blink... ill take off my shirt..."
"STRIKE heart !?"
"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING TO MY DARLING LENALEE!!" Komoui rushed in screaming, before grabbing his poor sister and dragging her out of the room.
"Well... thats one opponent down." Lavi laughed as luna glared at him.
"Luna... if you blink... ill give you... a ... threat free... hug..."
"REALLY heart !?"
"Yuu-chan!!! Thats no fair!!"
"But... but... i cant lose!!" Luna cried. Tears of greif (and dried eyes) streamed down her face. "My hug..."
"Aw, ill give you one!" Alteara whimpered, rushing over to her friend.
"but... its not threat free..."
*group deadpan*
"10 Min to go guys." Allen sighed, looking at his watch. Time for drastic measures.
---
After a few more moments of silence, and desperate thinking, lavi and luna had still managed to keep their eyes open.
-bam-
both jumped and turned to see Allen standing above a rather heavy book that he had thrown onto the floor. Looking back at the two, their eyes were still open, red, and watering.
"I cant BELIEVE that didnt work!" Allen gasped. "I even got MASTER with that one..."
A beeping wristwatch called time.
"YES!" lavi and luna jumped up and highfived each other. "WE are the champions!!"
The others rolled their eyes, dreading the coming decision.
"Alright then... kanda..." Luna grinned at the dark haired boy. "You get to be my slave."
"che." kanda crossed his arms and looked away.
"Ah-ah-ah. Che, what?"
"..."
"Say it, or ill pull out the photos..."
"Che... mistress..."
"Good boy."
While the others sat in awe at the taming of the Kanda (lol, taming of the shrew), lavi was scrouing the crowd, (actually pair of two with lenalee in the distance) trying to decide on his slave.
"Well... this could be interesting... Alte-chan!"
"oh no..." the girl sighed, before getting up and walking over to lavi's side.
"You get to be my slave!" Lavi cheered. "So just stick around for a while kay?"
"okay..." Alteara sighed again.
"Cool!"
----
After a while, the group had lost interest in the whole 'slaves' thing (mostly because of an uncooperative Kanda and Alteara ranting about human rights) and so everyone went their seperate ways...)
"ne, Luna chan... do you think we should have told them that we were staring like that to hide the fact that we accidentaly glued our eyes open in that horrific glue explosion?"
"Lavi... we dont talk about that.... not anymore..."
~fin.
***
Omake 7: And when they're alone...?
"Twenty four hours of solitary confinement."
"WHUUUT!?"
Komoui stared seriously at the group of teens in front of him. Most of them were quite suprised, but faces pretty much ranged from completely not caring (Kanda) to utter and total horror (lavi)
"But Nii-san!" Lenalee whined, hoping her cuteness could save her from her brothers wrath. Or crazyness... or... whatever this was.
"IM SORRY MY DARLING LENALEE!!" Komoui sobbed before running off waving his arms and screaming down the hall. The group stared for a moment.
"So... does that mean we dont have to do it now!?" Lavi grinned.
"I dont think so."
The group groaned as Reevers popped up from (seemingly) no where.
"This experiment is crucial to our data. Depending on your reactions, we can decide whether or not to increase the number of solo missions."
"Che." kanda snapped. "Just get this over with."
"Someone is eager." Allen mumbled. He didnt like the idea of being alone for 24 hours.. but he would manage anyway.
Kanda, on the otherhand, was struggleing to keep the grin off his face. No moyashi and baka usagi and ninjin for 24 hours!? it was like... a gift from god...
As the others curiously watched kanda being bathed in holy light and surrounded by chorus renditions of "halleluyah" while his face looked slightly constipated at the urge not to break out into crazy laughter, they sighed.
"Kanda won't make it." Lavi shook his head. "He'll miss us too much... look how much he's already suffering..."
"Aw... i dont wanna be alone for 24 hours..." Alteara whined. Kanda's light seemed to dim a watt as he thought over the plight of the girl.
"Don't worry." Luna grinned. "Just take a nap."
"..." Alteara blinked. "For 24 hours?"
"... yeah?"
"Right right, well. Lets get this started with!" Reevers grinned as he ushered the teens (Accept Kanda who was all "Cant touch this!" and moved before Reevers could get to him) into their respective rooms. Each room was painted white, with a bed, and a lounge area, and a bathroom, and a simulated garden (Allen: What the heck? Why do we need a garden? Wheres the KITCHEN?!?!?).
Reever's closed the door and set the timer.
---
"ITs time for the GREAT REVEIL!!" Komoui belted to the science department (actually just Reevers because everyone else was doing more IMPORTANT stuff.).
"Just open the doors already." Reevers sighed. "I'm quite sure theyre ready to come out."
Moving to the first door labeled 'Allen Walker', The scientist prepared himself. Turning the handle, he gave an almighty pull.
And there was Allen. Surrounded by piles of disguarded food wrappers and remains.
"Hi... Allen-kun..." Komoui entered, moving his way around piles of food that visiously threatened his life with a hiss.
"Komoui-san! Is the test over now!? Im so BOOOORED!!" Allen whined, running up to, and glinging on the older man. Komoui patted his head.
"Yup. You're all done. Now we just have to get the others out." Allen nodded, but stayed latched onto the Supervisor as they navigated out of the room. Once out, Komoui detatched Allen from his hip and stuck him onto nearby random finder "A", who was very happy to receive the affection. So as Komoui turned away from the corner of hugs, he jotted down a note on his clipboard.
Allen Walker:
Extremely Clingy and in need of human interaction upon release.
Nodding to himself, he moved to the next door labeled 'Alteara'. He knocked lightly, (being the always polite one) before he promptly beat it in with his foot. The room was slightly disorganized, with a deck of cards and drawing paper everywhere, and in the center of the bed, Alteara was curled up in a little ball, sleeping lightly. (well not soo lightly, i mean she didnt wake up when the door was kicked down sooo...)
Komoui blinked for a moment, before writing on his clip board.
Alteara:
Boredom leads to fatigue and usless dawdling.
And half way through a corner doodle of a rabbit, he realized he should probably open the next door labeled 'Lenalee Lee'.
He stared for a moment, before gasping horribly (and swallowing a bug and coughing and hacking)
"HOW COULD I HAVE NOT OPENED MY DARLING LENALEE'S DOOR FIRST!? I AM THE WORST BROTHER ON THE PLANET!" and he proceded to fall to the floor and cry against the closed door of his sisters room.
Kicking the cheif out of the way, Reevers opened the door. Lenalee was sitting at a table, brushing her hair and humming a little tune.
When she spotted the men, she stopped and smiled.
"Is the test over Nii-san?"
"IM NOT FIT TO BE CALLED 'NII-SAN' IN SUCH A LOVING WAY!! FROM NOW ON I WILL BE REFERRED TO AS THE MAN WHO NEGLECTED TO OPEN HIS SISTERS DOOR FIRST!!"
"... okay..."
"just ignore him." Reevers sighed. "How was your night?"
"Just fine." She smiled. "But i was a little lonley... "
"LENALEEEEEE!!! *chokesob*"
"Aha..."
Lenalee stood up and walked over her brother and out into the science area. She stopped by the corner of hugs and stared confusedly at Allen and his finder hug-toy.
"Ahem... Alright." Komoui stood up, whiping the dirt and snot from his face and re-adjusting his clipboard. On it he wrote-
Lenalee Lee:
DESERVES A MUCH BETTER BROTHER WHO WOULD OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER FIRST!!! which was surrounded by little pictures of dead stick men in berrets.
"Kanda-kun's room is next." Reevers pointed out. The name plate simply said "Kanda" because the "yuu" part had been sliced off and immediatly decimated within an inch of its existance before the samurai had entered. Komoui knocked lightly on the door.
"Kanda-kun? Is it alright to come in?"
"Strange how he gives Kanda more privacy than me..." Lenalee sighed.
"Not strange, safe." Reevers answered.
A grunt from inside was all Komoui needed to Open the door. The room looked as if no one had even been in there over night. Kanda was sitting on his bed, putting on his boots. He stood up walked up to komoui, grunted out a "That was just stupid" and left.
Komoui looked at his clipboard.
Kanda *scribble*: Looks like Kanda had gotten a hold of the clip board as well...
Results:... uh... not really sure on that one. "it was stupid."
He shrugged and moved on.
Kanda stood FAR away from the corner of hugs. (after peeping into Alteara's room of course...)
The next room was labeled 'luna'.
"I wonder how she did." Komoui wondered aloud. Reevers shrugged. They opened the door.
And no Luna.
Looking around, Reever's spotted the source of the problem.
"Cheif." he pointed to a spot on the wall holding a rather large hole.
They both walked over and peeped inside. Luna and Lavi were sitting at a table playing cards.
"Go... fi... ih... hehe... hey guys!" Lavi waved nervously at the venemous look in the scientists' eyes.
---
Once all the test subjects were lined up outside, (including a half asleep alteara) Komoui began speaking.
"Well, besides the OBVIOUS failure of some," he pointed the invisible finger of accusation at Lavi and Luna. (Luna: Darn you Finger of Accusation!!!) "this test just proved that Exorsists prefer to go on missions together. Okay, you're done."
Komoui walked off, talking with Reevers, while the group deadpanned.
"Well that was a waste of my life." Kanda sighed.
"Ne, Allen." Lavi peeked down the line (that the group was strangly still standing in) to see Allen death hugging a now completely unconsious finder. "Whats with the squeeze toy?"
"What squeeze toy?" Allen asked, dropping the finder onto the ground in favor of looking around for a 'toy'.
"Right..." luna laughed.
And they all went to lunch.
***
Omake 8: a...aaarrrg?
"Seriously, why wont you say my name?"
Allen was staring down a rather pissed looking Japanese samurai who had previously been doing his best to ignore said white haired boy, and ended up once again refering to him as "Moyashi."
Lavi, who was sitting near by, snickered a little. "Yeah, Yuu-chan, why don't you just tell him already?"
"You know?!" Allen snapped his head around to Lavi. "He told you a reason?" He snapped back to Kanda. "You told him a reason? You have a reason?!"
Kanda scowled at the red head like he wanted to skin him via eyeball.
"Shut up Baka Usagi. It's none of his, or your business."
"Come on~!" Allen whined. "Just tell me!!"
"Seriously Kanda, he'll totally understand. I mean, its not like he's never met anyone with a speech inpediment before!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Speech..."
"It's not a-"
"Impediment...?"
"Idiot!" Kanda jumped up and unsheated mugen, bringing the tip dangeroulsy close to lavi's neck. (Who are we kidding, he boy drew blood, it wasnt close, it was SPOT ON.) Lavi yelped, before throwing himself backward and falling off the bench. He proceded to rush out of the room and away from the "i will kill you momentarily" aura. Kanda resheathed his sword and sat down with a "humph!", glaring dangerously at the table.
Allen blinked.
"Kanda-"
"IT'S NOT-" he cut himself off when he realized how loud he was. Then he sighed. "It's not a speech impediment." He said, much more restrained.
"Say my name then."
Kanda blinked for a moment, before looking down at the table.
"A..."
"Can't hear you!" Allen leaned forward.
"A... Arren. There! Happy!?" Kanda snapped, rising and leaving the room in a flash.
Allen blinked at the slaming of the door.
"A... arrh.. huh?" He brought a hand to his mouth. How Kanda had said it... his name had sounded akward, and forced. Was it really a speech impediment?
Seeking answers, Allen sought out his best knowledgable source.
Who just happened to SOME HOW be Lenalee.
"Of course he said it like that silly!" Lenalee laughed. "Kanda is Japanese. They dont pronounce the "ll" sound. If you would have noticed, Kanda doesnt say my name either. I used to get really mad at him for it, untill he called me Rinari. Then i let it slide." She giggled into her hand. Allen blinked with wide eyes.
"So.. its just an accent?" Allen grinned.
"Yup!" Lenalee smiled back. Allen thanked the girl and ran off to find his target.
---
"Hold on a tic!"
Kanda froze at the strange call. He could have sworn that was the Moyashi's voice.. but...
"There you are, mate!" Allen grinned as he caught up with Kanda. "I been searchin 'igh and low for you!"
Kanda blinked and reeled slightly.
"Moyashi... what's with..."
"The accent? Well i figured it was only sporting if we could both reach an understanding, ay?"
Kanda blinked, then glared.
"I can't believe you." He growled, turning and walking away from a dumbstruck Allen. "You're making fun of me?"
"Kanda... wait!" Allen cried. "Okay, listen, really, i used to talk like that! But i practiced a whole lot and traveled all over with master, so its only understanding that i grew out of it! Really, I didn't mean to make you feel bad!" Allen lunged forward and caught Kanda's sleeve, stopping the older boy.
"Okay look... how can I make it up to you? I'm sorry!"
Kanda turned and stared at the boy, glaring promises of death.
"You can't tell anyone." Kanda mumbled.
Allen blinked.
"Hey... you just said 'tell' just fine." He pointed at kanda as if to point out the word.
Kanda sighed. "If im just talking, it's not that hard to make an 'l' sound." He emphasized the 'l', but Allen though he caught a grimace on the older boy's face. "It just... doest work with names that well. I don't know why."
"Well.." Allen sighed, scratching the back of his head. "At least that explains the nicknames for everyone... So i guess i won't make as much a fuss anymore about it... but at least TRY to practice it or something."
"yeah right." Kanda humphed. "Like I'm going to walk around saying "A-ll-en" all day."
"You just said it!!" Allen pointed again, practically jumping up and down.
"What?"
"You just said my name!"
Kanda snickered. "Okay A-ll-en. Whatever you say."
"Now just put it together!" Allen grinned.
"Arren."
"ah..."
"che."
"This is going to take a while..."
***
Omake 9: Alteara does NOT like cold.
"Hey Lavi!"
"Huh? What is it sweety!?"
Luna walked over and shoved her hands down the neckline of Lavi's shirt.
"HOLY MOTHER, YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!"
"And your neck is WAAAARMM... Stop squirming so much!!"
"eeeeeeeehhhhhhnnnn..."
"What in the heck are you two doing?"
Luna turned to see Kanda, and lavi took the oppourtunity to escape from the freezing digets.
"Hey!" Luna whined, pulling her hands up close to her chest.
"Her fingers are FRIDGED Yuu-chan!" He pointed accusingly at the girl.
"Che. Its just a little cold. Deal with it." Kanda snapped. He turned to leave and Luna took the chance to put her fingers into his collar, trying to find warmth at his neck.
Kanda pulled a samurinja move and twisted away, turning to stare at the girl and putting his own hands on his neck, trying to preserve some of the warmth.
"Ch-ch-ch-che!" He spat before running off.
"Geeze Luna, you even made the ever frozen heart of our dear Yuu-chan drop a couple of degrees." lavi stared.
"And my hands are still cold!!" She whined, putting them on her own neck.
"Luna?" The red heads turned to see Lenalee, Allen, and Alteara walking toward them. "Whats wrong?" Alteara cocked her head.
"My hands are cooooollllddd!" the girl whined, rushing to Alteara and trying to shove them in her shirt, resulting in a massive struggle and several shrieks from the blonde, untill a loud smack was heard and Luna lay in a smoking heap on the ground.
"AH! Im sorry!" Alteara cried, dropping to her friend. "It's just, your hands were cold, and my shirt.. and... and..."
"Ahaha... " the other three laughed as Alteara tried to rouse the unconsious luna.
"I guess Alteara can be scary sometimes..." Lenalee laughed nervously.
The boys nodded.
***
Omake 10:
"Hey, guys." Reevers waved at the ever together group of six, sitting at a table in the lunch room.
"Hey!" Allen smiled, waving back. Reevers almost stopped for a second. That was rather informal of Allen Walker A.K.A Mr. Polite, but he shrugged it off. It just meant he was being more friendly was all.
"Have any of you seen Komoui?" He asked the group. The six looked at each other before Lenalee turned back to Reevers.
"No."
"Sorry." Alteara added.
Reevers sighed. "Well, if you see him, tell him im looking for him?"
"Kay." Luna smiled.
"So Lavi." Reevers turned to the red head. "How is you're head? I heard you got roughed up pretty well on the last mission..."
"Better." Lavi laughed, rubbing the back of his head.
"Any complications?"
Lavi blinked for a second, before looking at the others at the table with a pleading look.
"Concussion." luna said easily, waving a hand as if to wave the word away.
Reevers stared at the group with narrowed eyes.
"What's going on here...?" He moved his eyes form person to person. "Why aren't you guys talking as much..."
"Game." Alteara cheered, smiling brightly.
"What kind of game?"
The group looked at each other, before Kanda spoke up.
"Che."
The others all nodded enthusiastically.
Reevers was lost.
"You're playing...'che'?"
Lavi nodded, but stopped, holding a hand to his head and looking slightly dizzy. Luna pet him on the head.
"Kanda." Allen said, pointing at the samurai, who glared back.
"It's... Kanda's game?" Reevers stared in disbeleif.
Nods all around.
Now Reevers was very lost.
"Word." Lenalee held up one finger.
"So... you can only say one word? Or you're being gangster?"
Deadpans.
"Word!" Luna emphasiszed.
"Next." Lavi grinned.
"word." Luna finished.
"um... what?" Reevers stared.
the six looked in their circle, before they came to a silent agreement.
Luna started.
"You."
"Can."
"Only."
"Say."
"One."
"Che."
"Word."
"At."
"A."
"Time."
"And."
"Che."
"Can't."
"Speak."
'Again."
"Until."
"Someone."
"Che."
"Else."
"Does."
Reever's blinked for a moment, before he sighed and shook his head.
"If you guys are that bored... why dont you come help me clean komoui's office?"
He looked back at the table to find it was devoid of life, accept for kanda, who was glaring murder.
"Che."
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