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On the Update again...
Allen: well... that was... depressing...
Kanda: You mean that was F****** dark. What the heck bakauthor?
Author: Bakauthor... thats a new one... *pouts* hey! i just had to get it out of my system! everyone loves a good cry, and I TOTALLY provided one. (or a few.)
Lenalee: but... author-chan... you said that there would be THREE stories... There are only 2...
Author: shut up! no one likes you!
Lenalee: *runs away sobbing*
Lavi: She did have a point there author-honey.
Author: ah well... i just didn't feel like putting it in just yet. Its another sob fest, and a rather boring one at that, but instead, i have something special to cheer up the viewer with today! 3nodding
Kanda: do you REALIZE how bad your grammer is? Or are you just naturally dumb like that.
Allen: *snort* Oh, like you're the god of intelligence.
Kanda: What was that moyashi?
Allen: how can you even tell if her grammer is bad if you cant even HEAR her, deaf twit!
Kanda: Did you just call me a TWIT!?
Allen: oh, i'm sorry.
Group: O_O
Kanda; yeah, you'd better be!
Allen: I had completely forgotten you were deaf. Here, let me fix it.*sucks in a big breath of air* YOU *points at kanda* ARE *makes the letter "R" with his fingers* A *letter "A"* DEAF-TWIT! *Points at kanda again*.
Kanda: ... You have 10 seconds to run before I skin you alive. With my HANDS.
Lavi: oh snap Allen-buddy, he's totally serious!
Kanda: 10
Allen: like he would-
Kanda: 9
Allen: can't you take a joke-
Kanda: 5
Allen: what happened to 6, 7,and 8?!
kanda: 2...
Allen: oh snap.
Kanda: Its DEAD time.
Allen: *gone *
Author: well class, what have we learned today?
Lavi: oh oh! i know! Kanda can't count when he's angry, and Allen has a suprisingly large lung capacity!
Lenalee: And i learned-
Author: oh hush dumb kid.
Lenalee: TT^TT
Author: at any rate, its time for a fun story! XD
Lavi: woo!
Lenalee: what's it about this time?
Author: i dunno. I figure a party. and i know what happens at the end... i just don't know EXACTLY how i'm going to get there...
Lavi: But that's how you write best, right author chan?
Author: *watches Allen run by screaming, and kanda run screaming after him.* Yeah, i guess...
Lenalee: how will you get them to sit still long enough to act today author chan?
Author: IDKBBQ...
lavi: did I ever mention how extremely epic you are?
Author: To the limit!
Author&Lavi: *knuckle touch*!
Lenalee: you guys are dorks.
Author: Deaf-twit and soon-to-be-dead-Brit! Get in your places! NOW!
Lavi: oh, oh! can i do the disclaimer!?
Luna: of course.
Lavi: author chan is fairly certain she's not on the receiving end of a lawsuit, meaning D. Gray Man isn't hers. *nods*
Luna: still love you anyway Hoshino-sensei! Kick their lawyer butts and then tell me what the HECK happened to kanda!
Deaf-twit: what happened to me? ... hey... you changed my name from Kanda to Deaf-twit!!
Soon-to-be-dead-Brit: haha!... hey!! my name changed too!
Deaf-twit: yeah, from Moyashi to Deceased.
Lavi: we are talking the EXTREME level of EPIC that is simply EXTREME...
Author: and here we go~!
Omake time!
The party. (but not the one you're thinking of. XD )
"oh god."
"oh... we are SO dead."
"but-but-but... i'm too PRETTY to die!"
"Not so loud! Do you want to give us away!?"
"Us?! I did NOT do that!"
"Seriously Lena-lady, that COULDN'T have been me. I would NEVER do anything that... that... unholy!"
"Oh, what. So you're saying I did it?! Do you THINK i'm crazy!?"
"maybe it wasn't any of us... Maybe... maybe it was someone else! yeah..."
"Don't kid yourself Al. Don't you remember what happened last night? It had to be one of us."
"Frankly... I don't remember much... It's all.. kinda foggy."
"Yeah lavi, I can't remember a thing. We were all pretty... out of it."
"Wow, you guys are lame. Well, then I guess the Mighty Lavi-sama will have to fill you in on the details!"
"well... i guess that will work. But no crazy details. We'll know if you start getting... creative."
"Aw, Allen-chan... your lack of faith hits me right in the heart..."
"Just shut up and start talking."
"Alright alright! So it went down like this..."
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"YUU-CHAN!" the handsome (lavi!) (Sorry!) red headed rabbit boy threw himself down the hallway toward the ever grumpy and infamous Samurinja, Kanda Yuu.
"Lavi! My best friend in the WHOOOOOOOOLE-
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"All right that is QUITE enough of that."
"Dude, lena-lady, ruin it when it's getting good why don't you!?"
"yeah lavi, I was there for this part, and it SO did not go like that."
"Fine fine... no more embelishing"
"Good."
"Continue."
*Grumbles*
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The red headed rabbit boy threw himself down the hallway toward the ever grumpy and infamous Samurinja, Kanda Yuu.
And was met by a face-full of cold cobble-stone flooring.
"Che. Baka-usagi." Kanda grumbled from where he had dodged to. "I know your tricks by now, so stop trying."
"Aw, but yuu!" Lavi cried from the floor. "you're so cute, I can't help but want to hug you!"
"CHE!" Kanda growled again, more irritatedly. "Touch me and i'll cut your throat."
"Geeze Bakanda, can you be any more blunt about it?"
The older teens turned to see the white haired British Allen Walker standing in the hall in front of them, hands on his hips, sending a rather condecending look toward his samurai counterpart.
Lavi sighed, proping his chin on his hands and kicking his feet in the air behind him, like lying in the hallway was an everyday occurance. (who knew? maybe it was?)
"Hey Moyashi-chan!"
"My name is ALLEN."
"Are you excited for the party tonight?"
"Of course! A welcome party for Luna and Alteara was a great idea!"
"I bet it will be tons of fun! What about you Yuu-chan? Excited for tonight?"
This caught Kanda's attention.
"No."
or so he thought.
"Aw! Yuu-chan! But it's a party! it will be LOADS of fun!"
Kanda glared at the boy before turning to walk off. Lavi instantly jumped from the floor and joined Allen in following the dark haired boy.
"This stupid order has parties every other week. Why should I be excited for ANOTHER one. All it means is loud noise, drunk idiots, and lost time."
"Be a little more of a downer why don't you?" Allen snapped. "Any stories about dead puppies or starving kittens you'd like to divulge to us?"
Kanda stopped and raised an eyebrow at the sprout.
"Yeah, I got a good one. It's about a little beansprout who talked too much."
"Oh?" Allen smiled dangerously. "and let me guess? you sliced it into pieces? Burnt it alive? maybe threw it out a window to it's doom?"
"Nope." kanda snapped. "I ate it."
The hallway was eerily quiet as kanda smirked and stomped off.
"Did... did he just suggest cannibalism?!" Allen squeaked.
Lavi would have answered, had he not been literally ROLLING on the floor with laughter.
"It's not that FUNNY!" Allen yelled, delivering a swift kick to the red-heads ribs.
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"Yes lavi, i very clearly remember THAT part. It's last night i'm more concerned about."
"yeah, i don't need to hear about kanda's weird actions toward Allen, or Allen's abuse toward you. I just want to know how THAT happened."
"Alright, alright! I'm getting there! Sheesh, picky audience. Alright, so later that night..."
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Later that night, the whole order was abuzz with the newest, well, sort of newest members of their family.
"Thank you everyone, for throwing us such a wonderful party!" Alteara bowed deeply toward the group of guests taking up most of the cafeteria. Luna smiled from her position next to her best friend, and raised her glass in a slight acknowledgment.
"Geeze Alte-chan!" Lavi cried, rushing up to his friend and placing an arm on the back of her blonde head like she was a table, effectivly keeping her from standing back up. "If you were any more formal, i'da thought you were Moyashi-chan!"
A small laugh came up from the crowd before everyone returned to their conversational circles. Allen, lenalee, and kanda all came over to the group.
"Um lavi... could you..." Alteara feebily tried to move Lavi's arm from her head.
"What's that Alte-chan?" Lavi grinned, looking at the girl's struggle.
"Please...um... move your arm...?"
"Huh?" Lavi cupped his other hand around his ear, pretending not to hear. He was rather suprised when a rough hand grabbed him by the collar and pulled him away from the blonde, who swung upwards.
"Che, idiot." kanda snapped, releasing the red-heads shirt. "Stop acting like a child."
"Yuu-chan!" lavi cried. "when did you get here!? I thought you HATED parties!"
"Che." The dark haired boy crossed his hands over his chest.
"Aw." Luna grinned. "I think i know why he's here..."
Alteara looked in confusion to Luna's smug grin to kanda's scowl, decorated with a slight blush. "Why?" she quirked her head.
Lavi grinned and threw his arm over Alteara's shoulder. "Well, ya see Alte-chan... there's a time in every man's life where-"
lavi froze at the sudden feeling of duel death glares blasting a hole through his cranium.
"Finish that sentance..."
"...and you won't live to see tomorrow. No matter how cute you are."
He turned to see a rather angry kanda and luna glaring him down, and knew he should run while he still had the chance. (and his legs).
Once the group had calmed down and regrouped the party got started!
"... so... what do you guys want to do?"
"*collective mumbles*"
... or maybe not.
"Okay, seriously?" Thirty minutes in, Lenalee was the first to snap, smacking her glass to the table and almost spilling her cherry flavored kool-aid. "Why is this party so boring!? Why isn't there like, music or... i dunno, alcohol or something?!"
"Lenalee!" Allen squeaked. "We're underage! And your brother would MURDER us."
"Actually, he'd probably just murder 'us'." lavi repeated, waving a hand at the table. "But lenalee would be fine."
The group collectivly mumbled an affirmative.
"But seriously." the black haired girl moaned, laying her head on the wooden table. "We've got to do SOMETHING interesting."
The group sat for a second, and then...
"Oh! I've got a great idea!" Lavi burst out, face lighting up with brilliance. He shot up off the bench, whipped around, and immediatly dashed out of the hall. The group stared.
"Uh... was that his idea? Ditching us?" Allen blinked.
"Best F****** idea he's had in his ENTIRE life." Kanda mumbled with a shrug.
"Kanda!" Alteara chided.
"What?" Kanda (almost) moaned. "I used the asterics!"
"Right." luna said, changing the topic. "Well since our beloved (Kanda: Excuse me?!) lavi has left, I guess we're left with entertaining ourselves..."
*silence*
"Anyone wanna play cards?"
***
Oh... lavi was a genious. The red head grinned manaically as he shifted through the kitchen. Sure he had had to take the long way in to make sure no one saw him, but it was SOOO worth it. Reaching into the back of the fridge, he grimaced at some of the strange substances that littered the shelves, and almost yelped when the porrige from last week exhailed, (he was CERTAIN it was alive at least...) his hand finally collided with the smooth cold glass of the container he was looking for. Pulling the bottle from the fridge, he grinned in the dim light.
"Alright kiddies..." he laughed. "Lets get this party Started."
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"... and for the last time lenalee we are NOT playing 'spin the bottle' so that you can work on your sick yaoi fantasies! Me, and Kanda, DO. NOT. LIKE. EACH. OTHER." Allen was just finishing his 30 minute long rant when six brightly colored cups were slammed onto the table by none other than the previously absent Lavi.
"Woah." the red-head grinned. "Easy Allen... we all know denial is hard, but you're going WAY overboard!"
Allen's eye twitched, and Kanda's hand twitched on the hilt of Mugen, but lavi was standing behing his beloved Luna (who was so totally NOT glaring death at the offending two) so he knew he was good.
"Lavi, what's with the cups?" Lenalee piped in, trying to distract the hunters from their prey. Why were her friends so weird anyway?
"Well," lavi sighed. "Since we don't have anything fun to do, I thought i'd make up a game! And to play the game, we need drinks!"
The group immediatly sent suspicious glances to the cups.
"This isn't going to... oh... i dunno... kill us or anything... right?" Allen asked, poking his cup with a stick.
"Oh, i'm sure lavi wouldn't..." alteara trailed off, glancing nervously at her cup.
"I'm in." Luna sighed, grabbing a cup. "I could use some abnormalities today. Life isn't fun with out a little danger." She shrugged her shoulders and took a gulp of the hot pink drink. She set the cup back down as her head snapped to Lavi with a confused and slightly amuzed look.
"Isn't it good?" lavi asked, wiggling his eyebrows. Luna grinned before giving a nod.
"Yeah, it's surprisingly good." she laughed. The rest of the group seemed slightly releived, and reached for their cups.
"Alright, so what's the game?" Alteara asked, sipping her drink. It was fruity... but also... somehow... minty? She raised her eyebrows at it in surprise before shrugging and drinking a bit more.
"Alright!" lavi grinned. "The name of the game is Gin!"
The group looked from one to another, but shrugged and went with it.
"So you all know how to play, which is fine, but now there's a penalty for the losers!"
"What kind of penalty?" Allen asked.
"Easy." lavi grinned. "The winner gets to pick something that we all have to eat."
"I am NOT playing that with YOU." kanda snapped, motioning his drink at Lavi. "
"Come on Yuu-chan!" Lavi whined. "It's going to be so much fun!"
"No." Kanda growled.
"Please Kanda?" Lenalee whined.
"No."
"Seriously, stop being such a downer." luna droned.
"No."
"Please?" Alteara begged.
"...N-"
"Aw, don't force him." Allen shrugged. "He just knows he's going to loose, and is trying to save his pride like a coward."
"what?" Kanda snapped, turning to Allen. "Did a little beansprout just call ME a coward?!"
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