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By Turnabout Improv and Kaiba/Miss Dragonblade for the win of the internet:
One day the king of tha Oompa Loompas injected all the world's known snakes with a syrum that made anyone they bit turn into zombies. So these snakes... were on this plane, and they bit everyone except Samuel L. Jackson who managed to parachute out in time for the win. So Samuel L. Jackson made his way to Hawaii to warn everybody about the giant flying mass of a plane, snakes, and zombies and it's eventual collision with the earth. Incedentially, Sora, Tron, and Staphenie were vacationing on Hawaii when Samuel L. Jackson arrived. They decided to take on the challange and accecpt the quest of combating the giant mass of them snakes and them zombies on teh plane. So they set out on the journey to prevent world destruction; Sora armed with a keyblade, Samuel L. Jackson with a tazer, Tron with the internet, and Staphanie with magical cake baking powers.
Meanwhile, Jenny Jenova notices that the planet earth is facing destruction. So, as she wants a part in any planetary annilation scheme, she uses her mind control device to take control of the Oompa Loompa population. Jenny knows that the plane won't destroy the enitre planet so she orders the Oompa Loompas to roll up more zombies with the plane (thus, technically making her the Queen of all Cosmos; but we knew that already...)
Meanwhile, our heros learn that Iceland was rolled up, throwing Stephanie into a feral rage and giving her god mode powers as shown:
Consequently, Tron's Light Cycle was parked outside Lazy Town Studios. So with nothing to ride to victory, he to gains god-mode:
Sora and Samuel L. Jackson felt left out that they don't get god-modes so Sora got an idea: attach Samuel L. Jackson's tazer to the end of his keyblade and see what happens... Suddenly they were sucked together and formed Sora's ultimate drive form: Sora L. Jackson. Yes, thus making sora's keyblade the really afeminate yet still manley neon pink lightsaber previously poessed by Samuel L. Jackson's alter ego: Mace Windu-Jedi Master. Now our team was ready to take on the katamri of doom!!! (elol)
Once Jenny was content with the size of the snake-plane-zombie katamari of doom, she took it by the plane and threw it at the earth. Our ultimate team of heros knew they had to act now if they wanted to save the world and win the internet!
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