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~EPIC~ Rides Again!!11!1! (now with more dialog)
When we last left our heroes, teh Giant Katamari of Doom was shooting towards the earth in an attempt to destroy mankind. Our team of heroes (Sora L. Jackson, God Mode Stephanie and God Mode Tron) needed a plan. Sora L. Jackson was too busy panicking to think and Stephanie was never very bright to begin with (sorry Hayley) so it was up to Tron...
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..."I've got it!" yelled Tron. He explained: "The only way we can counter the Katamari is if we deflect it back into space! That means you Sora. You have to hit it back into space using your keyblade!" But that was impossible, for at this time, Sora's keyblade was a light saber that formed when Sora drived with Samuel L. Jackson. If he tried to hit it, it would just slice it in two like a piece of pretty cake. They needed to transform the keyblade into a kid friendly, Icelandic version that would never hurt anybody. Time was running out: the Katamari was meters away from the atmosphere...
The earth was in peril, which meant only one thing. A feint glow appeared on the Katamari. It was one of the zombies: something on his chest was glowing! This glow brought out the best in all of us otakus: It was the Sports Crystal! The approximate time that the Katamari rolled up Iceland was 8:09, just one minute after Sportacus was fast asleep in his bed, seemingly helpless to the threat of a rolling ball of destruction.
As the crystal glew (past tense of glow?) It began to counter the Zombie Serum's effect and Sportacus was alive and full of energy again! What was he going to do? The world needed him, so out of a sense of climatic peril and naive senselessness(ADD moment: thats the most 's's I've ever seen in a word) he walked to the front of the meteor and proceeded to do a handstand in hopes that when the meteor impacted the earth, he would somehow catch it and hold it up...
That being said: Sora didn't have time to run to the dealer's room to grab a key chain that could attach to his keyblade and deflect the katamari, so all hope seemed lost...
yelled a voice from above. It was God Mode Stephanie! That instant, the meteor was just through the atmosphere and death was imminent when Stephanie shot a beam of condensed energy from her mouth! It was her overdrive: Cake Calamity 6000! It collided with the Keyblade and a white light emerged. Something had changed...
 
The keyblade(s) were now ready to smack the Katamari into orbit. Little did Sora L. Jackson know the Sportacus was on the front of the meteor foolishly trying to save the planet himself.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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