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FINALLY!! here it is! for all my waiting fan. yes thats right. fan as in singular. you know who you are XD for the rest of you, IF YOU LIKE IT, COMMENT. i feel like i might as well be speaking to a stuffed pigeon, and you KNOW how i feel about pigeons.... (of course you dont count pooh, you always update like a good girl ^ ^ *pats head and hands cookie*
oh, and keep and eye out for the punny day omake soon to come! as soon as i can finish this ova XD

OVA (the rainbow and back again XD)

Komoui's office seemed lifeless, as a desert of paperwork stretched across the room, sometimes pileing up to the ceiling. At first, Luna thought that komoui was by himself, sitting behind what looked like a desk under a stack of paper (or maybe made out of paper) with a very mischevious grin on his face. Tension filled the air, and luna and lavi released hands with an akward laugh. Then they spotted johnny and some other science staff members playing in a paper igloo...
"WELCOME!" komoui beemed, his face just a little too cheerful to be genuine. "i take it you two have answered the math portion of our contest?"
"you betcha!" lavi grinned, tossing the manilla folder through the air like a frisbee and landing it on komoui's desk. The branch head picked it up and examined the contents before nodding and closing it. "alright." he said. " thats all in order. So are you ready for your question?"
The pair nodded.
"are you sure?" komoui teased. "you will be the 138th couple to try, and none have succeded..." the look in his eyes was evil.
"he's making everyone fail so lenalee will get a day off..." reevers popped up from a pile of paper on the left of the desk. The group stared quietly for a moment, then lavi and luna deadpanned, as komoui threw a paperweight and bounced it off reevers head. The assistant head dropped back into the papers as komoui cleared his throat.
"he's delusional from a paper overdose." he said calmly. "now... for your question..."
the pair gulped, and relatched hands, moving closer.
"lavi..."
lavi nodded, a bead of sweat falling from his brow.
"what color...
is luna's underwear."
The room fell into silence. Even the rustling of paper stopped as the science department members stopped to stare, waiting silently. Luna's face had gone beet red and was hidden behind her hair. 'there's no way he'll know!' she thought 'i mean he COULDNT know... that woud just be...'
"its white." lavi choked out.
komoui raised an eyebrow at him as luna felt like she was shot through the chest.
"and it has... a l-little bow... on the f-front..." Lavi hid behind his hair, looking away at a suddenly very interesting point on the far wall.
"is that so..." komoui grinned evilly "well?"
Luna's face darked to a shade of red that komoui had never seen before as she raised a shaky hand to the hem of her pants, and pulled them down just far enough to reveal the little white bow.
"CONGRADULATIONS!" shouts came from all around the room as the members of the science department threw confetti (actually paperwork) up into the air. Komoui nodded as well. "here you are." he handed them a small black folder that looked suspisiously like a mission assignment. "this has all of the details of when your day off is." he grinned. "im sure you could use it." The pair nodded dumbly, both still embarassed beyond beleif. They turned and walked toward the door, opening it slowly and dissapearing.
***
The group croweded around anxiously as luna and lavi emurged from the room, both very red, and holding a mysterious folder.
"well?!" allen snapped, wringing his hands.
Lavi just shook his head numbly as a shocked luna was gently guided off to the side by a very concerned Alteara.
"what happened?" she whispered to her friend, who's face was switching colors faster than an octopus.
"come on luna!" alteara begged. the girl didnt blink. "SPEAK TO ME!!" she shook the girl violently, seeming to snap her back to reality.
"im gonna..."she mumbled.
"what?!" alteara cried. "what are you gonna...?"
"im gonna..."
"what! be sick, pass out, fall over, make muffins? what?!"
Luna erupted into black flames
"IM GONNA KILL THAT PERVERTED BRANCH HEAD!!" she screamed, whipping around and marching toward the oak doors again as Alteara desperatly tried to hold her back. The others, who had been interrogating a suspisiously silent lavi, suddenly turned around.
"what?!" lenalee screached "what did my nii-san ever do to you!?"
"L-luna!" lavi cried, laughing nervously and moving in between the girl and the office. He held his hands up in a defensive pose. "now... just relax..."
"YOU!" she snapped at lavi, who instantly regretted his position and shrank into a little ball.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" lenalee cried. Kanda and allen stayed back (kinda hidden behind a collumn, but they would never admit to it) to keep away from the flaring girls plus lavi.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW THE COLOR OF MY UNDERWEAR!?"
...
a tumbleweed jostled down the hallway.
...
"you were looking at her underwear!?" alteara snapped, letting her friend go to charge at the red head.
"now... listen... hold on a sec..." lavi cowered
"THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT YOUR UNDERWEAR" lenalee glared dangerously.
Lavi whimpered as all three girls loomed over him.
"hold on... a second!" allen cried from waaaaaay down the hall.
All three girls stopped and looked at him with death glares. Allen felt the hallway freeze over.
"i know lavi... and sure he's a total flirt, but he's not the kinda guy that would sneak a peak like that!" allen tried his hardest to sound brave.
"Allen-sama~" lavi cried greatfully.
"well..." alteara glared down at him, but it was softened substancially. "allen does have a point... So how did you know?"
"it was earlier today..." lavi said quickly. "luna answered the door for me... and forgot to put her pants on..."
... luna blinked.
"oh yeah!" she laughed, scratching the back of her head. "i guess your not a pervert then. no guy would miss seeing that."
"a ha ha..." lavi laughed nervously, silenty thanking any god that was out there for being saved. The other two boys returned from their hiding spots, and the group rejoined.
"so the question was about your UNDERWEAR?" alteara cried, her face turning pink. "i dont think... i mean... " she twisted the hem of her shirt over in her hands. Kanda had also turned bright red
"there is no way that i will invade the privacy of a woman just to answer this question." he snapped.
"kanda you perv." lenalee snapped. "you dont have to look, she could just tell you."
Kanda's face turned even darker red as he pretened to be deaf.
"so that means you guys got it right?" allen asked.
"yup!" luna chirped, raising the folder that lavi was still holding onto. They grinned at each other. "so that means its your turn!"
Lenalee sighed, smacking her forehead with her palm, and then turning to a slightly pink Allen.
"after i beat him to a pulp," she sighed "you can say 'black with lace'. Kay?"
"r-right..." allen mumbled, his face rivaling a tomato. "b-black with... lace... "
Lenalee sighed dramatically again, and then pulled Allen over to the door, shoving it open and entering.
They were met with mosty the same scene. There were papers everywhere, and some of the science members had started making little paper angels in some of the piles. Lenalee deadpanned, but Allen was too busy blushing and twisting his hands together.
"Alright nii-san." lenalee snapped. "heres the folder, whats the question..." She threw the folder at him, practically clipping the side of his head, and then balled her hands into fists, glaring down at her brother, daring him to ask the question. Allen was practically shaking in his boots.
'black with lace... black with lace... oh man komoui is going to KILL me... black with lace... lack with bace...Lace with black... bace with lack... oh wait... what!? what was it!? oh crap i cant beleive i forgot! ohgodohgodohgod... what did i do to deserve this?! dont panic... thats it allen.. breathe... its black... with lace... just breathe... oh geeze... here it comes!!'
Komoui grinned at the pair, mostly the panicking allen.
"what is 2 + 2?"
Allen's brain exploded.
'black with lace? no thats not right!! come on allen, you can do this!! 2... and 2.. just lace?'
lenalee began to worry as Allen stood, staring off into space with a look like he had left the oven on in a room filled with sparklers.
"ah... allen-kun?" she proded him gently. He rocked in place, then turned to look at her, still stunned. Finally, after what seemed like an hour, he turned back to komoui.
"... four?"
"BIN-BON!" the crowd screamed, "thats right!"
"good job allen!" komoui grinned and handed lenalee the black folder. She looked at her brother skeptically.
"i should have known you would pull something like this." she sighed, before resigning and walking out of the room, dragging a stunned allen behind her.
***
"so is he dead yet?" luna asked lenalee as she dragged Allen out of the supervisors office.
"he didnt ask about my underwear, so i let him live." she shrugged.
"oh i see how it is." luna snapped. "i guess ill just have to kill him later then. Though if he even THINKS about asking kanda that..."
Kanda shuddered off to the side. Not only would that be extremly embarassing, but if Alteara got upset, luna would probably rampage and kill both komoui AND himself.... not to mention a few innocent finders for no reason...
"so what did he ask you?" lavi cocked his head.
"2+2." Allen mumbled, starting to regain his composure. "i almost said black with lace..."
Lenalee burst into giggles. "sorry about that Allen." He shook his head.
"so what about you guys?" Luna directed at Alteara and Kanda. "what do you think your question will be?"
"no idea..." Alteara said softly, looking curiously up at kanda.
"well if it's that one..." kanda snapped.
"pink." alteara said softly, twisting her hands and looking at the floor. Kanda's face turned beet red and he looked like he was suffocating. Luna glared at him, and the room seemed to cool substancially.
"r-r-right..." he mumbled.
The last pair moved over to the door, standing slightly apart, and pushed it open together.
Now komoui was in a much happier mood, seeing as his precious sister was assured some vacation time, and so he was joining in the paper christmas festivities, helping design a paper man.
"Ah, kanda, alteara, welcome!" he laughed, hopping over to his desk and sitting behind it. Kanda tossed the folder over and he peeked inside of it, smiling brightly. He looked up, ready to ask the question, when he noticed someone by the door. The room seemed to freeze over as komoui caught the eye of Luna, who had her head popped in the door and was glaring promises of a long, slow, painful, excrutiating death if he even THOUGHT about asking a stupid question. She kept glaring as she slowly moved her head away and shut the door with a <snap>. Komoui shivered violenty, sweat pouring down his face.
"o-o-ok-kay k-k-kan-da" he stuttered, trying to smile. "u-uh..." he fumbled with the paper on his desk. "y-your q-question is...Doyouwanttohaveadayoff??" his hands shook so badly that the folder he was holding fell to his desk, but he just kept smiling.
"...yes?" kanda blinked.
"CONGRADULATIONS!!" komoui screamed, just to make sure luna could hear him from outside. He shoved the folder into Alteara's hands, patted her on the head, shook kandas hand, and shoved them out the door, closing it with a bang.
"good job!" Luna cheered as Kanda and alteara blinked at each other.
"i...guess... we got it right!" Alteara beamed at kanda, who smiled back lightly.
"great!" lavi cried. "that means we all get a day off!!"
"cant wait!" lenalee hopped up and down, with allen grinning wildly.
"so where are we going to go?" luna asked.
"why not to a movie?" Alteara chirped. "kanda and allen really need to go see one!"
"alright!" Allen piped, as kanda simply nodded.
"alright." luna grinned. "this weekend, dinner and a movie!"
"yeah!!"

Finally!! all of the questions are done, and now we move on to the night out! But whats this? I see some people on the horizon... who could that be? special guests?! no way!! I cant beleive who it is!! yay!!!
for the rest of you.. you gotta wait until later!
ja'ne~!