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1) Always talk about your problems, no one ends up with regrets that way. (Story: I have chronic depression. Because of this my sister caught me about to do the most stupidest thing of my life. I will never forgive myself because I made her cry.)
2) Never leave really big assignments till the last minute - can cause caffeine addiction (Story: Research essay was due on a friday. I started Thursday during the day. I suck at english, it had to be 15 pages long. Yeah, nuff said).
3) Forks don't mix well with fixing anything. (Don't ask)
4) Metal chairs can be broken by a skinny person shifting their weight in the right way. (Story: My friend who is about 150 pounds leaned back on his metal chair for ten minutes, then fell back because one of the legs snapped off. haha. )
5) Drinking, a gay guy and a paranoid guy who doesn't like being touched by other men DO NOT MIX. (PM for this)
6) Apparently it's not a good idea to try and leap off hill in the middle of winter. (Story: I was walking up a hill with some friends and we got the great idea to leap off the top of the hill. We all landed flat on our faces in a foot of snow.)
7) Snickering during a life drawing class never bodes well. Snickering durning a life drawing class while looking at the model is even worse, especially when it has nothing to do with the model. (Story: *laughs* ah don't ask)
8 ) An eraser finds it's true worth when it becomes airborne. (Story: Teachers become really annoyed when they can't figure out what the hell keeps hitting them. In this case: erasers become fun distracting aides)
9) Pencils and a sharpener with a high ceiling are actually really great cures for boredom. (Story: MAth class + sharpened pencils +good aim = lots of pencils stuck in the ceiling)
10) When in doubt, CTRL + ALT + DELETE (haha)
11) When in doubt, RUN (HAHAHAAHAH)
12) Your friend will come visit you in jail. Your best friend will come with the bail-out money and a story that will keep your sister from wondering where the hell you've been all weekend. (not even going there)
13) Love is driving 18 hours straight in the middle of winter the night before valentine's day just to see their smile. Love also means wearing the opposite sexes clothes because it makes them smile. Yeah... (hehe.)