First, I'm bored, the LD has become uninteresting and I'm too bleh to do anything else.
Second, go read part one of life lessons...no real reason, just because things go better in parts.
1) Having a child can change a person within 24 hours or less.
2) People are always judgemental, even if they say they aren't.
3) Idiots do exist everywhere. Be prepared at all times.
4) A crying child is louder then any apology you can muster for the crying of the child.
5) It's not good to sleep in a public place. Something WILL get drawn on your face.
6) Long hair + painting above one's head = multi-colored hair
7) Long hair + grabby child = ouch
8 ) Rules are meant to be bent, not broken.
9) When in doubt, backspace.
10) Someone always has it harder then you. Sometimes, you can't find
that person but they ARE out there.
11) Mornings suck.
12) Unintelligent parents can produce a genuis child.
13) The world is full of people, some want to see you succeed, some want to see you fail. It's those that want to see you fail that should matter. Because when you succeed, you can turn to them and say:"HAHAHAHAH! I WIN!"
14) We are dependant on electricity. This dependacy will be our downfall. When the lights go out and all the electronic devices turn off forever, no one will know how to bring light into the world. Those that do, will laugh at those who don't. It will be a game of survial of the most adaptable. That day will be the end of humanity as we know it.
15) When you ask someone to tell you their lifestory, be prepared to lend a shoulder to cry on, a nose to punch or an ear to hear the ******** off, you're not my therapist."
16) Children will always know more then adults. Adults will always know how to apply their wisdom (even if limited) better then children. This is the difference between a child and an adult.
16) Age doesn't matter. Unless you're over 18 and you're dating someone who's under 18. Then it's considered stagetory rape.
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